This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM
PLEASE listen to this, this is the best possible way my morning could have started.
I’m now going to bed and I’m still laugh-crying about the mental image of an adult man walking into an Olive Garden and eating the uncooked decorative pasta as he waits for his table. And also the fact that it took Griffin until he was in his thirties to realize this was a childhood prank and not a thing people actually do.
guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
Meaning of the letter “A” when appearing in LGBT[…]+ acronyms:
Asexual: 95.4% of respondents, 1936 total
Aromantic: 80.7% of respondents, 1639 total
Agender: 66.7% of respondents, 1353 total
Ally: 13.9% of respondents, 282 total.
I’m just posting this here for my aces and aros who are feeling down on themselves and defeated tonight. Remember that nine out of ten people support you and that the current loudest voices are not those of the majority.
I know a few people who might benefit from seeing this.
In case anyone is curious about how reliable statistics like these are, a total samples size of just 2000 people is enough to establish some relatively high confidence levels of a population upwards of 300,000,000 people. Or, roughly the population of the United States. So while there’s a margin of error in anything, these many respondents are a decent sample size.
where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school
I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring
Not every day you find out youre a background character
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*breathes*
nd weed fanfics, shit is chis.
*breathes*
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I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
