billsprestonofficial:

tedtheodoreloganofficial:

billsprestonofficial:

tedtheodoreloganofficial:

billsprestonofficial:

tedtheodoreloganofficial:

billsprestonofficial:

whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

whoa, who dude?

the dude reading this, dude!

dude, that’s me!

i know, dude!!!

dude!!!

dude!!!

paper-mario-wiki:

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

artofthecatt:

perithesen-pie:

artofthecatt:

Oh let’s break (down)

EXCUSE ME BUT DID YOU MAKE THE MUSIC NOTES IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE LAST PANEL, FUCKING LOSS?!?!

This has been up on various social media sites for days now I’m so glad somebody finally noticed

theawesomeadventurer:

brain: you have to pick your battles

heart:

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brain: not like that

technicoloursunsetsky:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.

I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.

I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.

again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site

gallusrostromegalus:
“I firmly believe that the 2003 clone wars series was cancelled because the production team understood the force better than Lucas ever did.
”

gallusrostromegalus:

I firmly believe that the 2003 clone wars series was cancelled because the production team understood the force better than Lucas ever did.

HOMESTUCK SPRITE REQUESTS

hs-sprites:

hey its ara im BACK and ready to fuckin SPRITE

i make:

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Ministrife sprites

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Normal Sprites

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Talksprites (gifs are also okay!)

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and Icons/ panel edits!

If you request, please specify what kind of sprite or icon you would like! i am more than willing to make characters, headcanons, OCs, fantrolls/kids, shipping content etc. I will not do nsfw and some requests i may reject (such as gross age difference ships or possibly controversial hcs) 

wrenrouge:

if you think it’s shitty it’s because it is (insp.)

xanderxiv64:

A new pokemon appears!! should we catch it?

Someone gave diglet a leaf