therealjacksepticeye:

asksomecoolkids:

Marvin saying Taako things is great

Funny you mention that

factsinallcaps:

wickedwitchshaming:

morethanonepage:

factsinallcaps:

gurrenprime:

factsinallcaps:

pbnjulie:

factsinallcaps:

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

I wonder who was of which opinion

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

I wonder who won.

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

benjamin franklin has been dead for 228 slutty slutty years

starlightshoe:

i love how pearl just. has a fat stack in her gem in case

Originally posted by oathkeeper-of-tarth

angel-of-double-death:

Tagora is the opposite of this

Instead of paying him to stop talking, you have to pay him for everything he says.

And based on the fact that a few of the times he made this expression, there seemed to be no cause…

And the fact this is on his troll call card, and that he communicated with his lusus by them just looking at each other…

I think it’s because he really hates talking to people, so you have to pay him to talk.

Also, on a side note:

I love his lusus.

lynxgriffin:

Yeeup, as promised, even more D&D doodles from the campaign I’m in! Some funny moments from our most recent session! Featuring The Best NPC, lots of booze and BS fortune tellers!

glitchlight:

evilbuildingsblog:

A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

halpdevon:

x

valeria2067:

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

Originally posted by captain-michaelis