update! the saga continues: Chris Hemsworth’s children (twin boys and a little girl) want to be Wonder Woman for Halloween.
Chris Hemsworth, gunning his way towards the top of the Chrises
Cease this blasphemy. Wonder Woman and Thor would never fight - they’d be best god bros
They would spar to keep themselves in top shape but wonderwoman would always win. The current iteration is literally created to be a god slayer. Thor would try and figure out a way to get her to join the Valkyries.
The most common cause of female infertility – polycystic ovary syndrome – may be caused by a hormonal imbalance before birth. The finding has led to a cure in mice, and a drug trial is set to begin in women later this year.
Polycystic ovary syndrome affects up to one in five women worldwide, three-quarters of whom struggle to fall pregnant. The condition is typically characterised by high levels of testosterone, ovarian cysts, irregular menstrual cycles, and problems regulating sugar, but the causes have long been a mystery. “It’s by far the most common hormonal condition affecting women of reproductive age but it hasn’t received a lot of attention,” says Robert Norman at the University of Adelaide in Australia.
book one: does not pull off this very traditional cut at all. he looks like an onion with a horse’s tail glued onto his head. (1/10)
book two: wholesome cut, so cute. just look at him, he just wants to support his uncle and be happy. (10/10)
book three: angst overload. too much edginess, look at him. wow he even has hair in front of his eyes. so rebellious (4/10)
YOU FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE fOoooL!
^^^ THIS is true Zuko book three hair. It has just the right amount of floofyness to dance in the breeze and it’s BEAUTIFUL 11/10 don’t come at me with your Beach episode Zuko.
I saw a post saying that Alpha Dave would wear hoodies and chucks to red carpets but this is the kid who took the first opportunity he could to make himself a bunch of flashy suits he is all about that Aesthetic
I just got one of those door-to-door evangelists, and I’ve gotta admit I kind of feel sorry for them - their pitch is, like, hilariously ineffective because they just don’t seem to realise that most folks have no point of reference on what they’re selling. It’s like watching someone try to convince people that they should play Pokémon, except they’re operating under the unexamined assumption that everyone everywhere is already familiar with the basics and just can’t decide which generation is best, so they’re standing there banging on about the finer points of the type matchup grid to an audience whose knowledge of and interest in the franchise begins and ends with “the monster goes in the ball”.
I once completely stumped an evangelist when I was a kid because he asked me if I knew who Jesus was, and I said ‘no’.
“No?” the poor dude repeated, looking dubiously at his companion.
Me being myself, I immediately doubled-down.
“No,” I repeated. “Who’s Jesus?”
This summoned up a long silence, followed by the evangelists asking to speak to my mother or father.
“They’re not here,” I said. Technically also a lie, but my father was sleeping from working nights, and I wasn’t going to wake him up for this.
“Well… um… so Jesus… Jesus Christ? Our Lord and Saviour, Who is the Son of God?” the chatty evangelist tried, looking at me like I was some kind of alien puzzle.
“You mean Hercules?” I responded, for some reason. I still don’t know why.
Another long silence. We were clearly off-script. The chatty evangelist started trying to go through the ‘died for your sins’ spiel, and for some reason, all I could think to do was roll with the angle that I was legitimately unfamiliar with even the concept of Jesus, and had somehow reached the age of nine or ten with only a thorough education on Greek Mythology to serve me in a religious context.
I think the second guy was well aware that I was full of shit, because he kept covering his mouth like he was going to laugh, but the first guy was just caught somewhere between horror and a weird kind of excitement. Like he’d been waiting to finally meet someone who didn’t know ANYTHING about Jesus, just so he could be the first to explain the whole Christianity deal.
Anyways long story short I ended up just trying to tell them all about the Trials of Hercules, like we were just exchanging fun facts we knew about demigods, while the first guy was just adamantly trying to be like ‘no that stuff is made up, but the Jesus stuff is true’, until his friend finally was just like ‘thank you have a good day’ and closed the door and made him leave.
i saw a couple once, clocked ‘em immediately, and said “what’re you boys selling?”
and they set me up for the punchline so obligingly: “oh, we’re not selling anything, ma’am, we’re from the church of—-”
“ah, selling jesus, i gotcha”
their faces. bless their hearts. same deal, one was pure jesus stan 100% of the time, one kept tryna avoid cracking up.
i think it’s Mandatory they send one with a sense of humor and one with a stick up his ass. like a weird evangelical buddy cop set up.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
