Human transmutation
Well so we recently started a new adventure, because we got bunch of new members. One of them being a druid who can’t stop talking to me (alchemist) about metal transmutation.
Druid: So can you transform something to gold for me?
Me: That is boring. How about some human transmutation?
DM: That would cost you an arm and leg.
Shaman: As your younger brother I am clearly against that.
What if Dad Crocker started dating Spades Slick?
Anonymousim a lesbian what does this say
dad crocker wouldnt date spades, spades hates everyone. Droog on the other hand would be very attracted to his plain and serviceable hat.
I had to answer a security question over the phone today and it was honestly surreal the guy asked me “okay, what’s your dream car” and for a solid ten seconds I’m thinking ‘what the fuck I can’t even drive?’ and then it hits me. I made this account in 2014. I know what I have to say. I swallow my pride and whisper into the phone:
“1967 Chevy Impala.”
There’s silence. Then, he gives me my password. Fuck you, 2014 me. Fuck. You.
I just felt the shadow of something ancient and awful brush past, like a great leviathan peeking from the waves on a moonless night far from shore.
This is by far the most haunting addition to any one of my text posts. I won’t sleep tonight.
I’ve been on the other end of the phone for this kind if thing, and all I can say is at least you didn’t have to ask someone what they wanted to be when they grew up only to find the answer they put was “fire truck”
Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-
ned: so do you vore flies?
People who make hades the bad guy and only unattractive god in a movie are cowards, its 2018, it’s time to grow up and blame zeus for everything
agreed. As far as gods go, hades, along with artemis and hestia are the only ones who havent done anything wrong.
zeus; has sirred several children and forced himself on many women which hera then blamed and took vengence on.
Hera: blames the women that zeus forces himself on. Also only cares about “perfect” families and threw her own son off the mountain because he was ugly.
posiden; got pissed that people liked olives more than his useless ass saltwater fountain and sent a storm on athens.
ares; started nearly every war except the trojan war.
eris; started the trojan war by pitting the godesses against each other because she was bored.
athena: turned a skilled seamstress into a spider for being better than her at the loom. also turned a woman that posiden forced himself on into a being so ugly that everyone who gazes upon her turns to stone.
Demeter; freezes the fucking world because her daughter got married and she doesnt want to accept that her daughter is a grown adult who can make her own choices.
Hermes; made pandora open the box
apollo; let some girl have future sight but nobody believed her because she broke up with him.
Hades gives people the opportunity to live again granted that they fulfill a simple requirement first like push a boulder up a hill or trust your wife that shes following you.
