nopony:

unzip my flesh you will see a clown!

avelokadrawsguts:
“ vriskanon:
“ wizardshark:
“ vriskanon:
“🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE
”
HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS
”
The thing that gets me about this
The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS
Each sentence is so much wilder than the...

avelokadrawsguts:

vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

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Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

fruit-juice-cocktail:

silver-tongues-blog:

sorio99:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

sorio99:

arodudejude:

full offense but the mcelroys encapsulate modern nerd culture a million times better than the big bang theory ever could.

Counterargument: The McElroys do not embody the sexism, racism, and other forms of bigotry often found in “Nerd Culture” anywhere near as (unintentionally) effectively as TBBT.

Counter-counter argument: the McElroys embody true nerd culture while BBT emvbys fake geek culture. You know the kind that thinks deadpool is straight.

I was so foolish. Now I have seen the light. I am now clear minded.

big bang theory just has references strung together in a loose way that makes the viewer be like “i recognize that” while the laugh track plays, creating the illusion of jokes. The mcelroys have no sound cues or laugh tracks and tell actual jokes which leave justin laughing so hard his face is a tomato

Okay but to be fair Silver, half the time they don’t even say a joke and Justin is still laughing so hard his face is a tomato

okay but thats because theyre about to say a really funny joke and justin knows it so he preemptively laughs

silver-tongues-blog:

Magnus:  Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token-

Kravitz: tapping on Magnus’s window

Magnus: Oh hey dude, whats up?

Kravitz: Fuck off

p666t:
“crow king
”

p666t:

crow king

joker-ace:

me: i’ve been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand

curiousobsession101:

writing-prompt-s:

You’ve always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot.

YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE ENEMIES NEARBY

you unplug your amazon echo and then teleport to jeff bezos house to kick him in the nuts.

marypsue:

Given that floral sundresses with spaghetti straps are everywhere this summer and so many outlets are suggesting they be worn over baby tees, I propose that we collectively take it one step further back into the late nineties and start wearing them with black chokers and combat boots again. That was a good look. We should not, as a society, have let it slip through our fingers like we did.

can we also go back to polos and overalls?