Silver Tongue

gayghost:

demonologique:

gayghost:

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“But they need to have dysphagia

catch me in the gender clinic pretending to struggle to swallow water so the endocrinologist will give me my boy juice

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Don’t even fucking THINK about calling yourself trans unless you can’t swallow

damn, now my boyfriends know i cant swallow

hypeswap:
“ hypeswap:
“BRIMERINO: The demon lamb pokemon. Dark/Fire type. Evolves from Wooloo when traded while holding a Sulfur Crystal.
”
everybody else on the entire planet: wooloo should evolve into a wolf!
me: okay but what if…. wooloo evolved...

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

BRIMERINO: The demon lamb pokemon. Dark/Fire type. Evolves from Wooloo when traded while holding a Sulfur Crystal.

everybody else on the entire planet: wooloo should evolve into a wolf!

me: okay but what if…. wooloo evolved into satan instead

arminsdad:
“THIS is the kind of content i wanna see
”

arminsdad:

THIS is the kind of content i wanna see

polyglotplatypus:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

genderfluid bernie sanders

genderfluid bernie sanders with a they/them pronoun pin

genderfluid bernie sanders with a they/them pronoun pin and page on his campaign website that has his kin memories and byf

if youre reading this bernie, im sorry for misgendering you

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moonpaw:

i miss flipnote hatena

chuckletons:
“ newkelpcity:
“ wh
what is minecraft trying to tell me
”
You need more Bone
”

chuckletons:

newkelpcity:

wh

what is minecraft trying to tell me 

You need more Bone

emerymunro:

‘Explaining why I flooded
the castle to make an                                                    Steve
“ocean level” without
asking Steve’

(finally…. a meme I can weigh in on fdhngjsiklg)

goawfma:

is this the sponsor for hetero pride?

the biggest mistake of this is assuming gamers wash

what about jade egbert?
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

jade is weird bc w/ every kidswap you’re taking her tendency to disassociate & introspect a bit too deeply for her own good and applying it to different forms of trauma! OG harley is still a mystery to a lot of fans even those who claim to stan her bc like….there’s a lot to unpack there (honestly i only trust floral and malo with jade analysis bc my friends are so smart lmfao)

as i’ve stated egbert swaps are basically prospitcore by which i mean YES they’re fucked up but they’re blind to WHY and HOW they are, ex john and clowns (which honestly in the candy narrative is so fucking spooky. because for once john is aware of the clown and that it’s bad but no one else can see that…except for a character outside of the narrative). so like. add jade “so, so prospit” to the mix and ultimately../

you get a girl who can’t face her feelings or her experiences so she just keeps going and is a whirlwind, literally. witch or breath slams on the brakes of reality and frees herself from any connections and then rewrites the way it is, how it should be, how it could be. luckily there’s no abusive guardian but god does it get fucked up fast (using powers to “redeem” seems like a jade thing. more on that later tho)

all in all jade = best girl regardless of swap but that goes without saying amiright everypony

hellyesbro:

hellbabyfromhell:

righteoussness:

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happy birthday to our real hero

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

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