kinasin:

All-New Wolverine #31

cobaltdays:

unabashedlybi:

cobbor:

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

you know what

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

brotoro:

maddymuscles:

brotoro:

film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.

Hmmm ever heard of Divergent? Think you need to read that before you reblog this stupid ass post again. Or even hunger games. There’s quite a lot more but I’m sleepy so I won’t go into detail.

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST RESPONSE TO THIS POST

oathkeeper-of-tarth:

And Pearl, remember when we stopped that dropship? I’ll never forget the look on that Nephrite’s face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!

I know. How embarrassing for her!

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

2007: “DONT TELL ANYONE ANYTHIG IDENTIFYING ABOUT U!!”

me in 2018: this is my exact address please send me money stuffed animals and food

if you reblog this post and aren’t in my DMs asking how you can send me money…shame on u

i just assume they know about your ko-fi

hoppity-hop-scotch:

@possessed-opossum

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me: the only thing in this shack is a bench covered in dusty, uh, knicknacks. There’s some empty bottles, there’s a little chest, there’s -

Sorcerer: Is there a fidget spinner?

Me: No, there’s no -

Ranger: Is there a pop socket?

Me: No pop socket. There is a Bop It.

Sorcerer: I Bop It.

Me (laughing): okay, you start playing Bop it and get about three commands in before losing, and when you look up, you’ve actually teleported to a warehouse. There’s a figure in your periphery -

Sorcerer: No, I keep playing Bop It.

Me: Goddammit.