Silver Tongue

snazzy-august:

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Went on an angry rant on twitter today. Pride is for the gays ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

callmebliss:

dawnofslime:

digital-phonetics:

dawnofslime:

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

Pray. Show me your wares

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I HAVE COIN

sirartwork:
“ riverside–wren:
“ starry-shades:
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ariaste:

thottyanneconway:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

coronaking:

Mewtwo through the years (1996 – 2019)

greedthebootyliscious:
“(Source: Kongsae/豆鳥 )
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chefpyro:

me: *mispells paypal in the search bar*

google, the rest of my life: hmm? you wanna go to PAYAL? you wanna get some payal right now?? hello, paging dr. payal

if you hover over the search sugestion and click shift+del then it removes the suggestion

aeritus:
“hello, i love that cute little soft fluffball
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aeritus:

hello, i love that cute little soft fluffball

chefpyro:

what if you fucked willie wonka and the oompa loompas sang about it the whole time