pencilscratchins:

the part from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl where Loki mentions it directly

ollivander:

wadewilson-parker:

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

The kind powerful enough to get into the charles xavier school for gifted youngsters

aubrobrewhaha:

trevenant:

Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive

Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

toastyhat:

“One and only means more to us.”

—

DirkKat for a friend, way back when!

officialkeikoandgilly:

magical-flying-moron:

lenatheninjax3:

asia-divine:

grandpaq:

lexxgotthejuice:

jehovahhthickness:

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

Originally posted by begavet

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

If I had 430 million…

I would give 2 million to each dear friend close to me so that they can be happy and free to live life to their utmost.

I would then give some to charities

I would then invest in markets beneficial to Britain, such as geothermal energy.

I would invest in my company and own a railway company.

Last, but not least, I will give my children and wife the funds they need to live should ever I no longer be able to be in their life.

I would die peacefully knowing I have done what I personally set out to do: do right by those who stayed with me.

if i had 43 million i would pay off my debts, go buy a house with my gf and try to run for some kind of office.

jenellelynn:

ayipee:

a frog in the hand is worth so. much.

But a frog in the mouth…

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

trickstar-holly-angel:

pr1nceshawn:

Being A Fan Of Something Popular: Expectation vs Reality.

You can say Rick and Morty @dilfosaur

Are you kidding? This applies to every single fandom I’ve ever encountered.

scotchtapeofficial:

hollyblueagate:

i like this one because it takes no issue with the style itself, just that a girl character has short hair, a unibrow, and no cleavage (all marks of lazy design), and seeks to fix these scary and uncomfortable features calarts has forced on the animation industry. heres a brave man from a simpler time

ryanzurafa:

What Pokémon region are you from?

So it’s pretty simple, Whichever series was out when you were 10 years old is where your from.

This chart will help everyone out

In 2007 I had turned 10 so the game series that was out was diamond and pearl, which means that the region I started my journey in is Sinnoh!

Reblog with what region you start your journey in and what starter you picked.

Anyway I’m from Sinnoh and my starter is turtwig.

insomniac-arrest:

Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations

flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married

college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened 

raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’