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Are cows NOT domesticated farm animals in “Steven Universe?”

bluezirccn:

returntothesingularity:

In “Full Disclosure,” we see Steven swipe through the photos on his phone, and there’s this one of Steven and Connie at a restaurant. 

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Notice the painting and the stuffed cow head. Stuffing and mounting an animal’s head is usually what you do with an animal that you’ve hunted and killed, not with domesticated farm animals that are slaughtered for their meat. 

And that painting is based on a real painting of Theodore Roosevelt, who was (among many other things) a big game hunter. 

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And then there’s this line from Garnet in “Too Far:”

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Are cows a wild animal that people hunt for sport in this universe?

You: White Diamond

Me, an intellectual: Steven Universe cow lore

seeing as the crystal gems have seemed to stay at the gem temple in north america, its entirely possible that they were able to prevent the buffalo genocide. Maybe the buffalo and hte european cows bred and made wild cattle?it wouldnt be the first time something native to europe ended up being wild in america after arriving. Look at horses.

paper-mario-wiki:

reverse “whats this month’s mood”

every person on the platform of tumblr.com asks what the mood is and seth everman responds to each of them individually

incendavery:
“ twee-lil-lass:
“ incendavery:
“no moment like the present moment
”
This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:
”
holy shit
”

incendavery:

twee-lil-lass:

incendavery:

no moment like the present moment

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

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holy shit

cosantiago:

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

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luhabadeer:
“Has anyone done this yet?
”

luhabadeer:

Has anyone done this yet?

whatareyoureallyafraidof:
“ You know what? I do see the difference!
The guy on the left is awarding Ellen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s an award given to American citizens. The guy on the right is giving a veteran the Presidential...

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

You know what? I do see the difference!

The guy on the left is awarding Ellen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s an award given to American citizens. The guy on the right is giving a veteran the Presidential Medal of Honor, an award given to soldiers who serve their country.

Obama gave out Medals of Honor to dozens of soldiers. So it is really weird that they chose to use a photo of him with Ellen instead of one any of those. It’s almost as if they were intentionally making an unfair comparison in order to confirm the biases of the uneducated rubes who trust Facebook memes more than actual news.

Fun Fact: That veteran served in Vietnam, a war that the current commander in chief deferred from serving in FIVE TIMES because he had painful “bone spurs.”

The president heroically overcame that obstacle the second the draft was over, and now he can even play golf 2-3 times a week instead of doing the job he was elected to do.

See? You can learn something from memes. It just takes a little digging.

- John Marcotte

ask-a-yandere:
“ my-little-ninja:
“ My brother got this for me as a gag gift
He spent a insurmountable total of….
$3
He said he scared people when saw it because he started laughing
The cashier at Toys R Us told him “I don’t know much about video...

ask-a-yandere:

my-little-ninja:

My brother got this for me as a gag gift

He spent a insurmountable total of….

$3

He said he scared people when saw it because he started laughing

The cashier at Toys R Us told him “I don’t know much about video games, but why is this so cheap if it’s newer?”

He said “it bombed because it was so bad” and just started laughing again

I’m sorta glad I didn’t go with him today

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ink-the-cryptid:

My favorite thing about Fallout New Vegas is that it’s sheer ridiculousness has manifested itself within Courier Six themself with the community. When you think of the Courier, you do not think of the ruff and tuff Cowboy of the Mojave, the mysterious and brave Ranger of New Vegas. You think of the Fucking Mailman. That Piece of Shit running around killing mutant nightmares and hanging out with Elvis impersonators. The Guy that dragged ass across the entire Desert to stab the anus of Mr. “What in The Goddamn” Benny. That Crazy Dude that crawled out of their own grave and thought “fuck it, New Vegas is mine now”. THAT, is Courier Fuckmothering Six.

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clock-heart:

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pink surfer boy/beach bum rufioh for @rufioh-nitram-official​ cause i owe him my life

lusus bonus- two whole travel-sized dads to choose from: scubabull and tinkerfrogshark

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