Code geese
*skyrim opening*
ralof: hey you’re finally awake. got captured by that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. must seem like a run of bad luck. truth is, the game was rigged from the start *shoots you*
*new vegas opening*
Splatoons weapons and abilities are all total mysteries to me, how do people remember the minute stat differences, how do people remember which specials are good or what abilities to slot in, how does anyone keep up with the meta on this game
no clue. i just use the roller and run into people
before 9/11 ends here is the single unintentionally funniest PSA to come out of the twin towers being destroyed
It's all fun and games until Newtwo skill swaps Insomnia onto her brother when they're both mega evolved, granting her the sweet release of sleep and him the curse of Awake.
well at least until the end of battle. He’ll let her have this nap XD
I think Dave being a capitalist is pretty fitting for a knight of time to blindly support a system that slowly grinds everything beneath it to dust, even itself
Time as an aspect is all about progression and destruction, about inevitable decay and death. The sleezy boot licking capitalist going on about the inevitablity of progress, of the grinding up of anything genuine into an all consuming machine that will inevitable destroy itself but will never stop, its all very time bound in all the worst ways
dave canonically manipulated stock markets to make a fortune he couldnt even spent a fraction of









