geeneelee:

squided:

just-shower-thoughts:

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

hydraworx:

My friends made us a Halo Energy Sword as a (belated) wedding gift. I am cry, it’s so beautiful.

Sword and concept by Sean Bradley Studio, electronics kit by Josh Kane.

I always knew that Halo was a gay man

desolation5row:

let’s get mad! If we’re going to explode, let’s at least explode with some dignity.

kaible:

magspag:

yo-its-matt:

kay-licious:

rtrixie:

If you mix milk powder with milk instead of water you’ll create something powerful

Milk²

Grow Second Skelenton

heat up butter till it starts to boil and skim the foamy scum off the top. Clarify that butter, strain it through a coffee filter, see the stuff that got left in the filter? Those are milk solids just like the milk powder.

Mix THOSE with enough milk powder until you get a thick paste. That’s a dough made almost entirely of butter proteins, and guess what, now that you’ve clarified your butter it can withstand temperatures high enough to fry with.

Fry your dough made out of butter in butter. Do it,

this is terrifyingly powerful knowledge you have granted us and I fear and revere it

jakemorph:

pissvortex:

rhapsodyinblue:

achsure:

stupickleshomicidesimulator:

pissvortex:

“you. to the polls. now.” beto o’rourke campaign ad 2020

one funny thing about this gif i never noticed is that he has to do it in his attic to stay out of sight 

also the fact that I’m p sure this picture is on the board behind him

we all know this is bo burnham right, same sloped blue wall

edit: knowyourmeme says it originates with an account onhere n4ughtybear. someone please sleuth around and find out if that was ever bo thanks

i am begging someone who knows more about bo burnham to look into this. are there any more photos of him in this room. does he also have a birthday bear picture in his room

bo burnham’s slutty twin brother himbo burnham

vainvaihe:

inochikage:

moriarty:

bbirdlube:

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks

i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it

two. two Scorpio older brothers.

hipsterwhereitcounts:

hmm hmm hmm

thatneoncrisis:

buzz buzz bitches

fandomsandfeminism:

felixjimmyadam:

wellthatsjustgreat:

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

What’s a referral?

In the US, you can’t get an appointment with a specialist doctor until you go to your normal doctor and they check you out and refer you to an expert.

nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:

thesinginggal:

nasa-barz:

0sad-gay-emo0:

camisadonuts:

phils-cereal-fetish:

trad3mistak3s:

yourethebestthingiveseen:

your-personal-marauder:

ego-ann-16:

the-shipping-machine:

a-euphoric-apocalypse:

thecrimewave:

ultranym:

erics-side-chick:

seriously-not-a-human:

devonericksins:

truecrime-peach:

kingcounty-thotpatrol:

tccgal:

chewyouuplikebubbleyum:

s4d-k1tty:

bean-wrld:

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

“well kid… Let me know” OMG LMFAO

“o lol i knocked over her tv trying to sweep”

“I’m trying but I’m also trying not to get deleted.” I mean I guess it works

“do you know what the SCP foundation is?”

“you are just, so amazing, I can’t believe it”

That’s something I would 100% unironically say while getting murdered 

“Who dis be?”

Lmao accurate tho

“ok”

Wow accepting the DEATH

On my way

Someone put me up to driving an hour to pick something up

want to see some more cursed material?

“No”

Yeah that’ll teach em

So basically I be telling them how excited I am to finally be able to sleep.

either “hghghgh” or “he paid the foundation so they wouldnt tell anyone” and both are appropriate for the situation

“OwO?????”

“precisely”

“Heck yea!”

“bye”

Now don’t you think that’s a bit too emo, pal?

Alright thx

“In terms of what?”

And I die never getting an answer from my killer

“Just the usual stuff and Ramen”

Idk how this fits with me being murdered but sure

“can you wake me up in the morning? I"m gonna see detective pikachu matinee”