Silver Tongue
Please consider: reverse manticores
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randomencounters:

iguanamouth:

ok but, this isnt a mermaid kinda deal, where you can just flip two bits and be done with it. a manticore has PARTS

theres a lot of other interpretations of em out there, but for simplicity lets say theres four defining Big Features to work with that i can swap around

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first up, the back bit (scorpion tail) and front bit (human face) are switched, giving us a scorpion face. if we were being really accurate the scorpions entire head actually consists of a lot more legs, but were not, so it doesnt

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then instead of a lion body, its a bat body, swapping with the wings and giving us, incredibly, another fucking pair of bat wings

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this would be the bit where the human tail goes in but guess what

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and then I GUESS instead of bat wings, the reverse scorpion would have LION WINGS !! but theres no such thing so we gotta go with the closest equivalent, which is just a big ol goddamn pair of lion arms

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oh yeah. oh FUCK yeah. the a n t i c o r e

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Encounter: the dreaded Anticore

daily-davenport:

Today’s Davenport needs a two week break

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Keep reading

aandygp:

i am not sorry at all

sebbysheepie:
“ alatarielgildaen:
“ conflictingheart:
“A cow catching snowflakes
”
A calf separated from his mother, being raised in a cage for veal, finding fun and stimulation in the only thing available to him
”
Actually those are calf hutches....

sebbysheepie:

alatarielgildaen:

conflictingheart:

A cow catching snowflakes

A calf separated from his mother, being raised in a cage for veal, finding fun and stimulation in the only thing available to him

Actually those are calf hutches. They only stay in those a few weeks. It keeps them away from the main barns and the public so they don’t get illnesses that can be prevented easily. Think of it like a newborn in the maternity ward. And those are all females. So not veal. They will be released back into a large pen when their immune systems are in full working order/. I know. It’s hard to understand farms have reasons for what we do! But keeping the animals alive and healthy is important. And it just takes a little misinformation from people that don’t know anything about animals to make other people confused. This is why you should research your topics before making up stories like this. It really is just that. A calf enjoying catching snowflakes

rottennpeachess:

pride is a no terfs allowed event. y’all don’t respect trans women, don’t go to an event they created.

cherubs:

top-lil:

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

happy pride month know your history

probablybadrpgideas:

Make your DM as a character– similar name, class is similar to their job, similar appearance– and see how long it takes them to notice.

You know the moment when Ned is looking at the stars? I imagine he was humming Country Road to himself as he did

“Fight me!” I say as I choke back tears

annaprise:

zyenakhsi:

anarchist-space-pirate:

causiane:

subjectzer0s:

toobookishtohandle:

m–ood:

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

What

@gayterenus

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When your 24 hour premium skin wears off

Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.

So, there’s a fun fact.

A spy

*sees threat*
Dont worry guys I got the perfect disguise. They will never notice us
*turns into extremely shiny gold*