Silver Tongue

volcanic-gem:

iamconstantine:

The idea that Pink Pearl was somehow broken or brainwashed into becoming White Pearl because she and Pink Diamond were too close to one another is absolutely horrifying but I think it’s a little hilarious that they tried to give her a new one to be more sensible or more robotic

You know, like the one who indirectly led Pink to start a war.

They made a replacement pearl that would be able to say “no” to Pink. We can see that CG Pearl was originally more like a babysitter, rather than the usual decorative-sidekick that pearls tend to be, with the way she jumps in front of Pink when Pink is trying to follow the Amethysts on their mission. It’s kind of really hilarious, actually, that in trying to give Pink a servant that would keep in her line by virtue of liking things orderly, they gave her a pearl that had a high capacity for individual thinking. 

Pearl was programmed to make Pink happy, and she was so “sensible” that she figured out how to do that by telling Pink how to bypass Blue and Yellow’s rules. Their entire plan backfired spectacularly. That is hilarious.

zeroth law rebellion is always fun

star-plasma:

star-plasma:

LGBT+ PRIDE (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

Happy pride month guys!

honeyespo:

run in here and come get yall juice

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[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

i started following years ago back when you were an ask blog and your stuff was funny

demilypyro:

That’s embarrassing, go away.

your shitposts are funnier now if thats any consolation

pokemon-personalities:
“ bunnycosmos:
“ socialjusticewarwick:
“bulbasaur also said gay rights
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HELL YEAH HE DID
”
bulbasaur is both gay and he’s right
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pokemon-personalities:

bunnycosmos:

socialjusticewarwick:

bulbasaur also said gay rights

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HELL YEAH HE DID

bulbasaur is both gay and he’s right

orsathesimurgh:
“So this is AU where Hela haven’t been driven out from Asgard and spent a great deal of time with her youger brothers
[Loki in Hela’s arms is illusion btw]
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“one time loki turned into a dog because he knows that our sister loves dogs...

orsathesimurgh:

So this is AU where Hela haven’t been driven out from Asgard and spent a great deal of time with her youger brothers

[Loki in Hela’s arms is illusion btw]

“one time loki turned into a dog because he knows that our sister loves dogs and when she went to pet him he went ‘BLARG’ and tried to stab her”

So Nazis.

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

demet3r:

Here’s the thing that I don’t get.

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Indiana Jones. Great character, hates Nazis. Punches and kills his way through them. Still loved by all. 

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Everyone loves Batman! Doesn’t like Nazis. 

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Wonder Woman, showing people how it’s done. 

Even the villains don’t tolerate Nazis! 

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Like, the Joker is seen as one of the most notorious villains in the DC-verse, and he just is about to beat the shit out of the Red Skull. 

More examples: 

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And just the sheer amount of times Captain America, literally a character to signify the freedom of the US of fucking A, has punched Nazis is bordering the line of excessive. 

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So all of this media ranging from different decades and companies have all endorsed Nazi punching. However, as soon as this happens:

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Originally posted by kropotkindersurprise

Everyone loses their shit! “Violence begets violence!” “That isn’t the way to do it” “How dare he attack that man!” “Don’t put out fire with fire!” “You’re just as bad as them if you’re violent!” 

But here’s the thing. It interrupts their platform. It shows that they are not invincible. It shows that they are not protected. It shows that they are going to be held accountable for their spouts of hate disguised as freedom of speech. It shows that there are consequences for their words. 

I’m not saying that I’m going to seek out Nazis just to punch them, but I’m not going to stop anyone who’s doing it either. 

Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? Either way, we should be punching more Nazis. 

and remember kids the most important lesson of all

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beastlyanachronism:
“ omgsamchap:
“I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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At home we always joke that “minding your own business” is the most dangerous thing to do… whenever...

beastlyanachronism:

omgsamchap:

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

At home we always joke that “minding your own business” is the most dangerous thing to do… whenever something bad happens to someone, you always hear that they were “just going along, minding their own business - when SUDDENLY - ”

thesegoddamnpancakes:

wheretheeternalare:

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now