hello im HERE and i wanna talk about TAAKITZ
a skeleton? getting seduced by an extraplanar alien in a pointy hat? it’s more likely than u think
actually what i want to talk about is how taako is an alien. he’s an elf but he’s also an alien. yeah. he’s not like the other sun elves on this plane… his teeth are sharper. his eyes do that thing cats’ do when you happen across one in the dark. that’s not normal. he can echolocate. that’s not normal! that’s canon, babey.
taako echolocates to find something in the quad one day and avi’s like “what the fuck” but this seems very ordinary and mundane to magnus and merle. yeah, they say. all elves can do that, right? avi’s just like what??? n. no???
taako just stands up and screams. oh, tight, there’s his magazine.
across the quad, lucretia, suddenly realizing that elves here do not echolocate, whispers “fuck" very quietly to herself. forgot to put that one in ya books, huh, luce.
OH MY GOD
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
Anonymous
can someone explain to me how friendship isn’t already normalized
youve clearly never seen straight boys go out of thier way to avoid expressing affection for their male friends.
