marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care
thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny
Just to clarify - the Pentagon pulled out of the Avengers (and thus the MCU) because it wasn’t clear whether SHIELD was a branch of the US government, and, if so, where it fell in relation to the military in terms of hierarchy. (Source)
So, it wasn’t just “magic men are unrealistic”, it was “magic men are unrealistic and we don’t know if we outrank them.”
The entire concept of having a rocket powered prosthetic in a stealth video game
The fact that it’s literally the most stealthy way to go about this mission
The fact that you’re using it on a 12 year old terror who’s waiting for you to come so he can show off his dramatic Lord Of The Flies imagery and make a dramatic introduction
And how he just slides off of his garden chair throne completely not getting a chance to do any of that
The congratual comment by Kaz
Just…. whoever said mgsv sucks isnt enjoying it the right way, just watch this video if you need a reminder
I’ve figured out where Steven Universe takes place!
As we know, the show takes place in Beach City. So I was determied to figure out where exactally that is! My first clue was from the episode “Keystone Motel” Where they go to the Keystone state whic looks like this
What state does that look like?
So, I took a look at the states around there, since they say that its the “next state over”
That takes our possible states down to Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and West Virginia. If we take out States with no boarder on the ocean, I can eliminate Ohio, and West Virginia (im not counting great lakes). It was now i thought to myself wondering how i could possbly figure out which of these he could live in, when suddenly i zoomed in a little more and saw this
Right there in maryland! Surly that must be the inspiration for Beach city!!! But wait. Theres more. when zooming in to look at my discovery, I chose to look for the other places Steven mentions ito Lapis, when i saw this a bit to the north.
I didnt believe it until i zoomed in more to see this!
Its Funland. A real place. Just north of Dewey Beach. Which may i add, has some simmilarities with Beach City’s Funland!
So there we have it! Steven lives in Delaware in Dewey Beach, North of Ocean City, Which may be the Ocean Town Steven mentions! I hope you enjoyed this! I sure did!!
Ahhhh I love your investigation!!! I genuinely thought this was common knowledge, but I think it’s just because I live in this area! Rebecca Sugar grew up in the Delmarva (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia) area, constantly going to Dewey Beach in my home state DE, and down to Ocean City Maryland! She based their town all around those two beaches!
Does everyone remember the episode where Lapis flies Steven over New Jersey? And he HATES it?
i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead
I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.
this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame
Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!
Do you think showing me some balding anime dude will change my mind
@gaygothur that “anime” dude is named Greg Universe and your saying that Rose Quartz or aka Pink Diamond is digusting
Yeah those are definitely some words but also what the hell do they mean
greg universe is a wonderful person who put his music carreer on hold to be with the woman he loved and lived in a van for years after she passed away so he could financially support his son while he was living with his aunts. Even after he got a lot of money from a song he wrote years ago, he still made sure it went towards supporting his son. greg universe is a wonderful human being.
I don’t think he did any those things at all, and I think it might be because he doesn’t exist.
every party needs a pooper, thats why youre invited
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
