thescourge-sisters:

catchymemes:

The loudest sound of our childhood

This was creepier than most horror films

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

3 times

IM SO UPSET. I JUST REALIZED THE ICUP IN YOUR BIO.
Anonymous

soupery:

lastcenturi0n:

soupery:

taffybuns:

that’s my mbti don’t be mean :/

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@soupery congratulations you played yourself

wait FUCK

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

purrityring:

dopenmind:

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[Roy drinking from a flask]
Riza: Stop! Stop -
Roy: Relax, it's Mountain Dew Code Red.
Riza: ...I honestly don't know if that's worse.
banishedquasiroyal:
“we, are the crystal gems,
”

banishedquasiroyal:

we, are the crystal gems,

catwithbenefits:

cartawo:

fizzy-dog:

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

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Boss…

AMAZING. MISSION COMPLETE. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS.

eggings:

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is