We need like a chart to show the difference between the two

main difference is koboldcore that theres more emphasis on appreciating lizards.

italeteller:

mechsuit:

gayreinhardt:

the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon

one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule

He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head

to be fair, did you really expect Dio “I REJECT MY HUMANITY” Brando to NOT be dramatic and extra AF?

thehauntedrocket:

Monster Stand-Up Comedy by Lee Gatlon

avatrashh:

It’d be a missed opportunity if I ignored the date

anadiableau:

Okay but honestly fucking shit like this when they show Zuko’s scar side when talking about Sozin and then having the bar pass and have his non-scar side when Iroh says Roku is his great grandfather if EXACTLY the kind of shit that elevates this show to where really no other show has ever come and probably never will

klanced:

this is Bad Post Pikachu

if you see a bad post, post Bad Post Pikachu to warn everyone else

majorenglishesquire:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

unaenanasinamor:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

facts

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net

Humans aren’t lizard and/or dog enough to follow it

Koboldcore is about respecting reptiles, hoarding shiny objects and loving dragons. Also licking shiny rocks and destroying the concept of gender.

Goblincore is nice and all but wheres koboldcore?

falyros:

cerisefern:

probablygoblinrpgideas:

falyros:

Kobolds have one gender and it is Kobold.

Goblins have dozens of genders, but they are all Goblin.

Shit posts are fun and all
But fun fact, canonically Kobold’s can deliberately change their gender. It takes a few months time, but it’s an ability they have. Because of this there is no real gender discrimination/gender roles, though culturally I wonder how they’d handle non binary genders…

That’s what the post was referencing in the first place lol. Tho personally I’d phrase it as them being able to change their reproductive organs according to the tribe’s needs, and that there isn’t really a concept of gender at all in kobold society. There are just kobolds who happen to be able to make eggs at the time and kobolds who can help make the eggs, and you wouldn’t know which is which unless you asked them. I also headcanon that the kobold dialect of Draconic has no gendered personal pronouns.

kobolds are confused at the backwards concept of gender that humans put so much emphasis on