Silver Tongue

rovermcfly:

I want the megacorp that is disney to die as much as the next guy, but before it does I want it to pump so much money into percy jackson that by the sheer power of disney media domination they actually replace hp’s cultural relevance with PJO in the global consciousness of important children’s book series and media

adurot:

galaxa-13:

thetursithan:

A painstaking work !!

This went from “He’s making a truck!” to “He’s MAKING a TRUCK!!”

I love the sound of the chisel montages.

telltaletypist:

mackerel08:

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reigen loses the tswag competition in the first round against vriska, god bless

his one weakness is megalovania

gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:

h0peless-necr0mantic:

gothish:

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you

Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

theconcealedweapon:

whatbigotspost:

whatbigotspost:

whatbigotspost:

When the CPS worker investigated us in our home this year, she ended her interrogation of me by asking me if I had any questions.   I did. Quite a few, actually. Like "How do you sleep at night" and "Show me in the Constitution where any of this is legal."  Buckle up. Angry 🧵:  — Amber Briggle (she/her) (@mrsbriggle) September 1, 2022ALT
Instead, I looked her in the eye, steadied my shaky voice, and asked her if she knew how many kids in custody of @TexasDFPS died since 2020.  "I dont know," she said.  "At least ONE HUNDRED," I told her.  I continued:  — Amber Briggle (she/her) (@mrsbriggle) September 1, 2022ALT
"How many MORE children are going to suffer and DIE, because employees like you are wasting valuable, scarce resources terrorizing families like mine for doing nothing more than loving our transgender kids unconditionally?"  She didn't have an answer for me.  — Amber Briggle (she/her) (@mrsbriggle) September 1, 2022ALT
It's no secret that @TexasDFPS has been an absolute shitshow for YEARS now. Kids are sleeping under desks, getting lost in the system, and are dying due to neglect from all the adults in their life — including their CPS caseworker.  — Amber Briggle (she/her) (@mrsbriggle) September 1, 2022ALT
More than 2000 DFPS employees have quit since @GregAbbott_TX and @KenPaxtonTX issued their illegal edict against trans inclusive families. TWO THOUSAND fewer caseworkers just this year, in an agency that was already understaffed, underfunded, and overworked.  — Amber Briggle (she/her) (@mrsbriggle) September 1, 2022ALT
Mark my words: more children will die from this. And it won't be just trans kids who die by suicide from being told they don't belong anywhere. It will be the most vulnerable children already in CPS custody, who will die from *actual* abuse and neglect.  — Amber Briggle (she/her) (@mrsbriggle) September 1, 2022ALT

If you don’t live in Texas it’s probably easy to forget that our state department of family and protective services is still under a directive from our fucking evil state officials to treat trans affirming parents as abusers.

It’s so vile. I have friends who work for other state departments who just told me at someone’s bday last weekend that TDFPS is a dumpster fire of horrific proportions.

I was able to read it freely using a Firefox private browser, but just in case the paywall on that^ link is an obstacle for you, here’s another round up of what’s currently going on:


According to these dipshits, it’s okay to hit your kids, but supporting their transgender identity is child abuse.

patt-off:

patt-off:

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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>:)

alchemist-jijo:
“tevruden:
“lloonlloon:
“wayneradiotv:
“unplaces:
“250 Park St, Jacksonville, Florida.
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that flag teleports you i’m dead certain someone go touch it
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This building is completely gone! Unplaced itself from reality lol since we...

alchemist-jijo:

tevruden:

lloonlloon:

wayneradiotv:

unplaces:

250 Park St, Jacksonville, Florida.

that flag teleports you i’m dead certain someone go touch it

This building is completely gone! Unplaced itself from reality lol since we couldn’t get a picture in the location we got popsicles instead.

The building is gone but the staircase is still there

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touching the flag teleported the entire building instead

elfwreck:

beardedmrbean:

Rescued otter learning to get over it’s fear of water

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roach-works:

doorstoplord:

“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into

Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”

And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay

giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:

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THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:

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After explaining the betty crocker thing you then have to explain how the incarnate of death is a petulant child from ultima online and its all downhill there