Silver Tongue

viostormcaller:

lierdumoa:

phemiec:

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

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Jimothy

patthew and matrick are my personal favs

I wanna lick bamboozles big ol feets
Anonymous

straightplus:

*travels back in time to tell infamous mobster Lucky Luciano that no one remembers who he is and instead associates his name with a joke about some chump in pastels, shorts, and loafers*

Lucky Luciano:

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anxioussailorsoldier:

link: sidon, I’ve run out of red crayon

dekiond:
“22.05.2019
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dekiond:

22.05.2019 

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

mckitterick:

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Here’s what she’s referring to:

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source tweet: X

Woop, there it is

brunhiddensmusings:

whiskybravo:

So apparently the data used to recreate Notre Dame in Assassin’s Creed: Unity, such as surgically accurate laser scans and research by one of the developers, will now be used to restore the cathedral itself.

Not gonna lie, it’s kinda amazing how video games, still so often perceived as something childish and meaningless, will now contribute to restoring one of the most famous pieces of European history.

i want to both spread this as impressive technological marvel from unexpected source, but also to joke that the rebuilt cathedral will have walls with only one side, the cardinal clips through the altar and gets stuck waist deep in the floor, and the choir rockets off in separate directions when the incense is lit