The only Tony Stark at Tokyo Comic-Con
me: hey there buddy
brain: We're not friends.
me: can i maybe have the last four digits of my social security number please?
brain: how about the entirety of "the internet is for porn" from avenue q, which you havent even listened to or thought about since middle school,
brain: bitch?
Steven Universe episodes are like
The Shattering: Greg breaks his favorite cup.
Steven’s Sandwich: White Diamond launches an attack on Earth
“If youre not hiding anything youll let me look through this” is a gross manipulation tactic
You have every right to keep your stuff private, it is natural to not want people, no matter how close they are, going through your phone/papers/conversations/pictures.
Dont let them trick you into feeling bad because youre a human who wants privacy.


