Silver Tongue

goblinblogging:

goblinblogging:

goblinblogging:

Hey Goblins, uh

Did you know, that you can make an AWESOME journal for your adventures ALL ON YOUR OWN from a cereal box and paper/scraps that you likely have at home/can get from friends or family/you may find around your environment?

They’re called Junk Journals and they’re my entire life.

Im gonna do my best to walk you through how to make one! First, get you a mini cereal box! I use boxes from those cool multipacks of cereal that you can find at Walmart!

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And then cut it out so it looks like this! (I already had one cut, so I’m gonna use that)

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That “nutrition facts” side is gone become your spine!

Next, find some paper to use to decorate your cover! I was lucky enough to be gifted a bunch of scrapbooking paper, so I’m gonna use that, but you can also use newspaper, paper from books/magazines, junk mail, napkins, paper towels (excellent texture), etc!

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Go ahead and glue that paper to your box (to cover the cereal logo) and cut it out! It’ll look like this;

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Next you need to find your pages! Again these can be anything! Junk mail, envelopes, receipts, food wrappers, magazine/book pages, scrapbook paper, computer paper, construction paper, ANYTHING. Just grab a whole bunch!

You’re gonna want to fold them in half and cut them to the size of one of the covers of your box, and layer other pages inside of it to make your signatures, like this!

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Each signature should be about 7-10 pages. You don’t want them too thick, otherwise the inner pages start sticking out when folded in half. You’re gonna have a LOT of these signatures, as you wanna fill the area in the spine as best as possible. For this one I’m using 7 page signatures. Here’s a pic to show just how much paper you’ll need

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Each of these signatures are 7 pages, 6 signatures have only filled about half of the spine, so I’ll need probably 6 more.

Next you gotta figure out how you want them in your journal. Personally, I like to sew them into the spine, but you can also keep them in the spine with rubber bands, so you can have removable pages! (Be weary that rubber bands may break over time! So you may want to always keep extra bands near it to replace in case one snaps. This is why I prefer sewing them in) I find it best to look up on YouTube how to sew in signatures, just because having someone walk you through it where you can see what they’re doing is easiest. If you can’t access YouTube, there’s plenty of text tutorials on how to sew in signatures online, or you can message me! I’m not gonna go too into detail, but here’s the jist;

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Okay so I’m a forgetful gob and I hecken forgot to take pictures as I was going along kahshshshsh

But essentially, I sewed in the pattern similar to the one I drew. The dots are where the needle goes all the way through to the back. I also like to use rubber band as an extra mode of support but you can do one or the other. I also like both cuz I can tuck stuff in em between the pages. Since I didn’t take more pictures; I’d really recommend looking up a how-to on YouTube or w/e if my badly drawn diagram isn’t clear enough (heh sorry about that)

Next, I glue fabric to the spine. It spruces it up quite a lot and holds the rubber bands in place, plus it give more support to the spine since there’s gonna be a lot of strain on it.

Only 10 photos per post, so I gotta post this and reblog it with the rest.

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Here’s the journal with the fabric on the spine, I decided to go ahead and glue the excess to the rest of the cover too, cuz I liked how it looked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Next step?

DECORATE the pages! I haven’t decorated this one yet, but here’s some pages I have completed!

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Have fun with it! Make tuck spots and hideaways. Add folders and envelopes and make tags and things that dangle. Decorate the covers and the spine and make it your own! Add things as you find them! Anything! Even candy wrappers! This is really the ultimate goblin journal!

I hope y’all enjoyed this mini tutorial =3

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Honestly @gayestgoth I’m not sure how you don’t think it’s goblin. In my opinion, using garbage to make something cool is very goblin. And not only that, you can make these with ANYTHING.

Here’s one where I decorated the cover with actual leaves

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I regularly use materials and litter that I find while out in the woods. I pick up all sorts of paper, receipts, scraps, cloth, advertisements, broken beer bottles, etc to use in my journals. And because I’m picking these things up, there’s less litter in the woods. PLUS I’m recycling. And I press plants into them.

Half chewed papers? Go for it! I set the corners of pages on fire before cuz I liked the burnt look! (Do with caution) chew ya own papers! Make it unique!

And shinies?

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I’ve got plenty! I use all kinds of clips, wire, beads, buttons, pins, coins, etc in my journals. Half of which, I find in the garbage.

Hell,

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I found the upholstery fabric I used for the cover of this journal in the garbage!

So how is this goblin?

How is it not?

apppplejuice:

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conversations between john and vriska never fail to kill me cuz its just vriska going “i’m a violent alien that was raised by a giant spider and forced to kill thousands of people” and john going “haha yeah i had a pretty hard life too, my dad made me eat cake a lot”

plasmalogical:
“ stump-chunkman:
“ bluntcrusher:
“ odyssey420:
“Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844
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haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake
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this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844
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in 2020 were...

plasmalogical:

stump-chunkman:

bluntcrusher:

odyssey420:

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

in 2020 were wearing hyrums

dotstronaut:

Reupload!!! I’m pretty sure my original post (that tumblr deleted???) had a link back to the accidental “claws out” reveal that inspired this reversal, and it took me a while to find it in the first place, so if anyone knows what I’m talking about and wants to toss me a link to add to this, please do.

EDIT: @thewritewolf tracked down the link to @edendaphne’s comic for me! You can find it here. Thank you!

edendaphne:

Here’s what would (probably) happen if these dorks volunteered at a cat shelter.  XD

This was originally going to be like a 2-panel doodle for @adrinettemonth, but I decided to take it a bit further, so I didn’t get to post it on the original day as planned.  Oh well! 

I don’t know if this has been done before, but it was very fun to draw regardless!  XD 

holdup-andrememberthetime:

brunhiddensmusings:

990000:

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simongerman600

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

elenorasweet:

hush-city:

tgi-spideys:

Doc Ock Fight Scene

Things I love:

  • “ I’m jUST tAKing the wHOLe thing !”
  • The REVEAL
  • “My friends actually call me Liv.”
  • Every time she says “Peter”
  • The yoga ball
  • Miles using his spider-stick to cling onto the computer
  • “We don’t need the monitor.”
  • Miles jump-slipping through the closing door
  • Yeets the bagel at a science man
  • Bagel is an onomatopoeia
  • Miles noises
  • The spiderman mask emote as he says “Intense life-threatening pressure”
  • Just the all background music, all of it.
  • The forest aesthetic, the birds chirping, the snow physics
  • Doc being extra just rips an entire tree in half
  • Miles being clutch but still keeping the tension up
  • “Thwip!” “and release!”
  • Guitar kicks in, y’all immediately know what’s up
  • She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch a scientist in the face
  • The entire movie
  • The tiny smile on Doc’s face when she realizes there is a third Spider and what that means, before she gets her ass kicked
  • The cute little shuffling as Gwen gets her feet in position on the branch
  • The whole fucking movie

geekandmisandry:

tmos-time:

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, Ive landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh Bryan, Im so proud of zem Im going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Ill see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

lelibela:

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value