amazing-jase:
“ winemom-culture:
“GOD
” ”

vincenzonova:

Jasper you thirsty cheeto

onbloodrosewings:

nurselofwyr:

transmanrichardstrand:

bruddabois:

yellowjuice:

eelpatrickharris:

bdotlgdot:

fall-and-shadows:

pronounrespecter:

swearwolvez:

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

ua86:

hardboiledoldman:

travelling-cat-salesman:

pon-raul:

psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

I want to spray this post with Lysol

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

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Wash your fucking hands you animals

endangeredcds:

I spent all day on this, so if somebody already did this one that surpasses the quality of this meme, I’m gonna be really sad ;-;

02takamitaka02:
“ Dance Dance Dance!
”

02takamitaka02:

Dance Dance Dance!

amethysts-snapback:

amethysts-snapback:

90% of game grumps fanart is just this

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the other 10% is this

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taz-quotes:

Griffin: Didn’t we have a fish that like got froze over in real life?

Travis: No, that was Bob Shubey.

Justin: Bob Shubey got frozen in real life, and came back to life and grew so large we had to let him go in Fourpole Creek.

Griffin: Is that true?

Justin: Yes! It’s true! Oh, wait a minute, you flushed him didn’t you, you son of a bitch.

Clint: You were too tender and gentle!

Justin: Son of a bitch, I thought until just now-

Clint: You were only a sophomore in college, you couldn’t have handled that heartbreak.

taz-quotes:

Justin: Okay, is there a math check? What are you talking about?

Griffin: Yeah, it’s your fucking brain. You use your brain to add numbers together.

Justin: Ok, 16.

Griffin: What are you even doing?

Justin: I’m seeing if Taako knows this, and I have 16 out of 20.

Griffin: 16 out of 20 shot of knowing the history, the inventor of math in this fantasy world, is what you’re rolling to check?

Justin: Like, the history of this fantasy world, yes! Like, Griffin, I love you, you’re my brother, but if my skill called HISTORY does not literally help me with HISTORY trivia questions in a category called HISTORY, what are we even fucking doing here?

blvckgeezus:
“ peters-suit:
“I’m crying look at chris’ face lmaoo
”
“Don’t you want to be starlord this year”
“Booiiiiii what the fuck is a starlord” ”

blvckgeezus:

peters-suit:

I’m crying look at chris’ face lmaoo

“Don’t you want to be starlord this year”


“Booiiiiii what the fuck is a starlord”