yourplayersaidwhat:

Goliath fighter: I’m a far traveler! 

NPC: A fart raveler?! I’m very interested! Can you ravel some farts for me right now? 

neurodivergent-crow:

godlessondheimite:

charlotebronte:

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING

neurodivergent-crow:

godlessondheimite:

charlotebronte:

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING

dennys:
“Kratoast (Bread of War)
”

dennys:

Kratoast (Bread of War)

squidlici0us:

gameraboy1:

Peanuts, July 3, 1954

The best silent fuck you I’ve seen.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: how much do you wanna bet that the NPC has nothing to do with our goal

Rogue: 13 gold

Bard: 1300 gold.

DM: I dont think he has that much. he has only like 58?

Rogue: …32

DM and Bard both start laughing

filibusterfrog:

frog folk

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

jitterbugjive:
“itsjustmyunpopularopinion:
“ makerswomen:
“For her advocacy, integrity, and barrier-breaking badassery, America Ferrera is our #WCW. Read our brand new exclusive with the Superstore superstar.
”
And yet, when Hillary called the blacks...

jitterbugjive:

itsjustmyunpopularopinion:

makerswomen:

For her advocacy, integrity, and barrier-breaking badassery, America Ferrera is our #WCW. Read our brand new exclusive with the Superstore superstar. 

And yet, when Hillary called the blacks “Super Predators”, y’all just conveniently disappeared up your own asses.

FUNNY, THAT.

Additionally, he wasn’t calling ALL mexicans Rapists and Murderers.  He was referring to the fact that a noticeable chunk of illegals that hop the border tend to get themselves involved with (if not already active in) criminal activity once they get a foothold in the states.  But, hey.  Blanket Statements and Generalizations are just two of the most often used tactics in Libby  Misinformation Warfare.

Also, you think it was just “The Whites™” that got Trump into office?  With Hillary mocking and overall ignoring the working class citizens in the rust belt and beyond?  Whom, I’m pretty damn sure, a LOT of us fall under, save for the upper-crust office jockeys?

Can we please stop with this fucking “Woke Celeb” bullshit on my goddamn radar?  I’m sick to death of having to defend the Commander in Cheeto.

if people went up their own asses and ignored what Hillary was doing I’m pretty sure she’d be the president rather than people being so desperate to not have her in power that they chose this rich over entitled dingus who likes to piss people off on purpose instead. And if she were president, people would absolutely call her out on her bullshit just like they do with Trump, democrat or republican need not factor in to this AT ALL. 

Shitty people are shitty people.

They’re both utter pieces of shit, and a lot of people figured that out just fine, it’s not some “LIBERAL AGENDA ™” that Hillary’s not getting attention, Trump is the godamn president so obviously he’s gonna get shit on no matter what kind of person he is. Get over yourself