retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

I love death so much thanos is gonna have to kill the entire universe and make me immortal because he’s a whiny fuckboy incel who can’t accept that death isn’t into him

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

jitterbugjive:

nightmaretales:

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grimelords:

whoever wrote the wiki article about the circle game is fucking fuming

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Zelda: *during the escape from the Guardians* Hey Link, what’s up?

Link: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.

Zelda: Is it… your blood?

Link: Yeah, I think so.

Zelda: Do you know where it’s coming from?

Link: Probably the stab wound.

Zelda: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!

Link: Oh, yeah, definitely.

bitchnojutsu:

grimascloaca:

Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention

Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*

Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????

Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*

Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

theclockworkpony:

thelastbashtion:

I love Maureen Miller y’all.  

I’ve been getting heavy into The Adventure Zone.

Go listen here!

weedbrownie:

everyone with fucking sense: hey plz legalize maryjuana and release the black people who are jailed over it

capitalistic hellscape: mmmmnooo kant dew that fdskhkjfh

everyone with fucking sense: uh why the fuck not?

capitalistic hellscape: hhrnnngngghhhh uhmmmm …. THE DOGS NEED JOBS CANT TAEK AWAY DOG JAWBS HecKin PUppER needS WeRK