unclefather:

security: you can’t come in here

me: *swinging my titties violently in a circle* how are you going to stop me

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gm: Talk to your GM if you’re struggling with your character

Be honest with your GM if you’re sexually active. If you’re sexually active, making a character may not be right for you. Making a character may cause symptoms such as bunions, burping, destruction of personal property, intense bouts of crying, a sudden crush on David Hasslehoff, explosive diahreeha, implosive diahreeha, and more. Seek medical attention if your character lasts longer than 4 hours. *picture of two tieflings in bathtubs holding hands on a mountain* Cause that’s how old people have sex. Apparently

customerservicewolf:

*David Attenborough Voice* Customers, or Manners interruptus, are a common and very loud creature…

edenari:

the bodyguard IQ skill in mystery dungeon is so wholesome

edenari:

the bodyguard IQ skill in mystery dungeon is so wholesome

daloy-politsey:

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz.
2) Jewish Americans created comic books.
3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

severalturnips:

im not gonna finish this

sarkyfancypants:

I’m seriously aching to see the new HD Remastered Spyro doing this

gearholder:

chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

my DICK killed pink diamond

Remember back when the “Rose is PD” theory was a thing?

Greg would’ve had this phrase on a t-shirt.

Dude

adurot:

silver-tongues-blog:

zephror:

squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos

i remember this one time she beat thanos and like, an observer confirmed it wasnt a clone or robot or alternate dimension thanos, it was the one true thanos.

She stopped Galacticus from eating the earth with the help of only her squirrel.