Silver Tongue

deadpoolsbottombitch:

zelys:

lgbt-i-guess:

critical-elise:

pinktelevision:

raptors-n-foxes:

This is Peter Parker 

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As you can see, there are no visible scars on his chest and he has an obvious bulge in his pants.


Yet, somehow, you people still believe he is canonically trans despite him having/not having the two things a FtM would/wouldn’t have?

What other bullshit claims do you idiots have that support this trans theory that somehow miraculously make the above images obsolete?

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Op’s mad trans people are having fun and he isn’t

-packer

-im sure there are ways to hide scars? esp considering he has SUPER HEALING?

op be like “i can get past a human getting superpowers by being bitten by a spider but trans men? unrealistic”

He’s been in literal explosions and had cars thrown on him and doesn’t scar, but yeah op’s right i’m sure a mastectomy would be just too much for those darn healing powers 🙄

ghettoinuyasha:

lord-kitschener:

mornington-the-crescent:

zaku-too:

necromanceher:

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn’t be inappropriate to ask, “ Θώθ , what’s this?”

mmmmm don’t like this post

if she breathe she a Θώθ

cherriielle:
“a divine place
”

cherriielle:

a divine place

officialfist:
“ humanoidhistory:
“Kurt Russell and stunt double Dick Warlock, left, on the set of Escape from New York.
”
DICK WARLOCK ”

officialfist:

humanoidhistory:

Kurt Russell and stunt double Dick Warlock, left, on the set of Escape from New York.

DICK WARLOCK

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crtter:

zagreus:

imagine seeing a post that says “kids don’t deserve to get bullied” and thinking this is a remotely acceptable response to it

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this is exactly the sort of callous, heartless mentality that makes me SICK and if i catch anyone else i follow saying this shit or sharing it uncritically i WILL hunt you down and peel you like a grape

I was relentlessly bullied for being weird (which is to mean, neurodivergent) as a child and guess what? I didn’t “learn how to not be an obnoxious weirdo”, I only started hating myself and developed an anxiety disorder which made me become straight up afraid of people, aka even more weird. So if you claim bullying is a way to teach weird kids not to be weird, you’re not just a terrible person; you’re also stupid because it doesn’t work.

im autistic and have adhd. i cant exactly “learn how to not be an obnoxious weirdo”

aethersea:

dracophile:

themightyherobofades:

the-stray-liger:

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

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Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

gummybear2379:
“ I’m reading Homestuck
My life is done
”

gummybear2379:

I’m reading Homestuck 

My life is done

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between “hey this is a great story idea i love it” and “this is absolutely terrifying”

clambuoyance:
“ [S] Cascade ==>
Happy 413!
Continua a leggere
”

clambuoyance:

[S] Cascade ==>

Happy 413!

Continua a leggere