coolxatu:

sixthrock:

tabularojo:

daveyjames:

I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this

when in real life the concept has turned out far more like

VR Chat has honestly destroyed Ready Player One

see also: everyone having typical cool badass sci fi names when realistically most of them would probably have names like Yifflord420 or something

armoredsoftie:

#this was so refreshing#instead of the usual#why do you want to save this planet#‘BeCaUsE iT Is ThE rIgHT ThiNg tO Do’#but instead#‘BECAUSE ILL DIE TOO??? Dont want that’  

lmao

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

kilalabunnies:

silver-tongues-blog:

Get flavoured lube

Freeze it

Cronch the lubes ice without breaking eye contact with your SO

Silver, I’m your SO and if you do this ur grounded

what if you do it to me

filibusterfrog:

i think casters probably have a natural shape that is most comfortable for them to cast, and a preferred shape thats cast for the aesthetic value. So if you cast dancing lights and its something simple like an orb, any snooty spellcasters would be like ‘get a load of this guy…. no self-respect… doesnt even make his lights pretty’

several-bellies-fully-lovable:

Is my birfday

Gonna go eat a shit ton of sushi

vore those fishies!

astral-glass:

red-boston-batter:

I DID THE MEET THE MEDIC TAUNT BY THE DOOR BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED AND THE DOVES GOT STUCK TO THE GATE

they’re gonna fite

buttofthewild:

jotaritos:

I’ve only had this game for 12 hours

Ok but you forgot the most important tho

silver-tongues-blog:

Get flavoured lube

Freeze it

Cronch the lubes ice without breaking eye contact with your SO