marsapartment:

I’m, I’m at my capacity, 

sasukesplug:

amorouscottage:

@rslashrats

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

lmao the new smash patch consists entirely of steve-related bug fixes (no surprise there) with the exception of them altering his victory animation to remove the steak so it no longer looks like he’s whipping his meat out

this is what censorship looks like

tricornking:

shirecorn:

hamstercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

See, it’s content like this that keeps me here on Tumblr, you can’t get quality shitposting like this on like, Twitter or Instagram

crinkgumpy:

even aoc gets it

calh0un:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

i cant stop fucking laughing at the mike nbreaking bad funko pop im gonna pass out 

god

decaygirl-deactivated20210101:

clonesrightsactivist:

Padawans in the Jedi Temple: “Sometimes if you put your ear on the councilroom door you can maybe hear one of the Jedi Masters on the council raise their voice!”

Acolytes in the Sith Academy: *with their ear pressed against the wall* “Quiet down! I think I just heard Lord Kallig smash Darth Thanaton against a wall! Everyone, place your bets on who’s going to be leaving the chambers in a body bag this time around.”

i-restuff:

TRAILER!!!!!!!

sixpenceee:

This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.                           

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