yourbootyisyou:

conquerorofshamballa2:

calangkoh:

cowania:

calangkoh:

calangkoh:

new favorite youtube comment

oh my god?

OH MY GOD????

god really took his dick

w hat

this post is my legacy and if it gets deleted after tumblrs new sfw policy ill have nothing left to my name

lotta scar tissue down there

candygarnet:

infiniteedge:

pancakeke:

the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

Cheated on your wife, now your channel is through

Oompa Loompa doompadee dudes

You should not solicit your follower’s nudes

oompa lompa doopadee dee
dont break your wifes trust with comander holly

dyslexic-daedra:

cosmicbiologist:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

tiredbosmerboy:

skavenscreechings:

sock-drawer-jeffery:

uesp:

Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders?

THE HIST SAID TRANS RIGHTS

No, they didn’t, you fucking transfetishist. It’s part of the argonian life cycle. Learn your fucking lore.

Wow. Just wow. The lore states the argonians can ask the hist for the change. This means the argonian in question probably feels they do not belong as the gender they hatched as. They don’t just all change gender in their lifetimes. I do read my lore, and think that this is something transfolk should be able to connect with and enjoy.

So, kindly fuck off and let transfolk enjoy their tree lizards.

“There are many ways to change oneself, of course. Some travel to far off land, taking in a new culture and lifestyle. Others choose to practice a new craft, woodworkers turned warriors, tailors turned egg-tenders. But others feel they need an even deeper change in their life, and so require the aid of the Hist. They are those who have chosen to change their gender. Something deep within these individuals calls for them to undergo this change. I do not know if it is the Hist’s will, or simply their own. But always I listen with open mind and open palms, ready to help them in this time of transformation. Together we commune with the Hist, and prepare to receive its aid.“

-A Grand Transformation, an actual lorebook

‘learn lore’ lmao bye

Bye Felicia

The Hist said Trans Rights!

Actual in game dialogue with a canon and non-disputable altmer transwoman.

Transphobia has no place in the Elder Scrolls. 

flurryarts:

I’m calling out the entire fandom including myself

unclefather:

anaph-b:

equikage:

themotherfuckingclickerkid:

natural selection has failed the ninja world

do you think naruto has to count tails every time he retreats into his subconscious to ensure that yes, he is speaking to the ninetails, and that a squid hasn’t somehow snuck in there

@teardroptheatre

coloringboi:

when your pokemon decides to battle you instead of the other poke

spikenards:

aturinfortheworse:

you know that harry potter quote about unicorn blood and like “you have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself,” i have just a note  about that, a small detail to consider is that, uh, they’re horses with spears on their heads. if you know anything about horses or spears…

#me designing the most pure and defenceless animal: #im just gonna strap a long knife to the second evilest domestic animal

adurot:

adurot:

I’m loving the complete lack of respect random people are shown to have for Mysterio in Symbiote Spider-Man.

djcalvycakes: