nendocris:

THE QUEEN’S DEAD, LET’S INVADE THE PALACE

thecraftgremlin:

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

lady-raziel:

uh oh

sadizmas:

DO HIM NEXT

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

oh thank god

laneofpennies:

laneofpennies:

i took the liberty of combining all of the reaction memes people have been posting since they all fit too well

I can take constructive criticism.

demi-gray:

rosealinathefox:

I’m a horrible person and I need to be banned from the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom immediately

davepepsisprite:

[S] CD: convince your boss not to kill you.

boobiemom:

smooththegoofyshark:

ygosideblog:

spdy4:

ashestoashesjc:

megadethzenbu:

floating-head:

princesspornstar:

super-saiyan-rose:

frommetrunui:

ygosideblog:

who keeps giving her these things

she ends up condemned too D:

damn bitch get it together

She’s a Darklord now too

This what my phone translates the last card to

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.