Silver Tongue

unwinona:

frccdomfightcr:

ink-the-cryptid:

excalibelle:

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

titanic

*whispers* holy shit

toastedpopsicle:
“Don’t fall for this shit. Uber drivers are striking today and Uber is tryna bribe folks into breaking picket lines.
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toastedpopsicle:

Don’t fall for this shit. Uber drivers are striking today and Uber is tryna bribe folks into breaking picket lines.

nadaboodraws:

Happy Belated Birthday Kacchan 04.20.2019

(Birthday Boy 04.20.2018)

rjalker:
“ skarosdrones:
“ rjalker:
“ Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.
Here’s a gif to demonstrate.
Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your...

rjalker:

skarosdrones:

rjalker:

Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.

Here’s a gif to demonstrate.

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Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your eyes are closed. (especially when your eyes are closed.)

*looks up from computer* now wait just one minute

This is a real thing that exists, not intrusive thought. This is the reason I have glasses. I was a little kid, thought it was normal, tried to point them out to my mom, and she freaked out and brought me to an eye doctor. Where we found out I have shit eyesight. And also apparently where she learned what visual snow was.

But. She deicded. Not. To tell me.

(Like she’s also decided not to tell me or my twin that we’re autistic)

So it literally took me more than a decade to find a word for this.

Which is why I made this post.

She mentioned casually last year to her boyfriend that she learned I had visual snow when I was little and I’m jyst sitting there, having already painstakingly figured all of this out on my own like, “and you didn’t think that was worth explaining to me even when I brought it to your atfention?????”

So ueah.

It’s a thing. If you see staticy moving dots everywhere even with your eyes closed, you’ve got Visual Snow.

kaylapocalypse:

wholesomethanos:

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Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fun fact that was thanos’s entire motivation for killing half the universe originally. Explains why his motivation is so fucking stupid in the MCU doesnt it?

freckledai:

loreweaver-universe:

I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

yes at least one, his name is vegeta

3! dont forget about nappa and raditz

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

“This is my new oc. theyre [Characters] sibling but with a gun. I call them [characters name but with gun pun]”

notabadsport:

yoosbox:

notabadsport:

yoosbox:

a haunted doll that bleeds sour cream if cut or punctured

unlimited sour cream? I don’t see a problem

you would be torturing a little doll…..for sour cream…

where do you think your precious Taco’d Bell has been getting it this whole time