Silver Tongue
things that they won’t teach you in school

thebiscuiteternal:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackmoonbabe:

minesottafatspoollegend:

minesottafatspoollegend:

minesottafatspoollegend:

1. skeletor isn’t wearing a blue body suit, that is his skin

2. skeletor isn’t a skeleton, he just had his face burned off 

3. skeletor isn’t actually undead

4. before skeletor had his face burned off, he looked like this

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5. his name used to be keldor but after he got his face burned off a cyborg demon vampire renamed him skeletor

6. his MYAH voice developed after he got his face burned off

See that picture doesn’t even do him justice

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STUPID SEXY SKELETOR

The 2000s gritty He-Man reboot was like the best drug trip.

eokami:
“Villain Deku own style version
”

eokami:

Villain Deku own style version

saint-of-the-iron-sun:

chefpyro:

I love myself and I already look good as hell so once I’m on hrt I’ll basically become god

Either ChefEmilyPyro on hrt is god, or could kill god, and I do not care to know if there is a difference

chefpyro:

Steven and Peridot Sell T-Shirts on the Internet

Okay, the reupload today: The best Game Grumps audio swap I ever did. First made this in April 2016. Used to be one of my best performers, I’m pretty sure. 

Him: what’s wrong?

Me internally: It’s reasonable that Tom had a nose when on the back of Quarrel’s head in the first film. When Peter resurrected him partially he used an incomplete ritual to form the body without the nose and then they used that scarred body as a base to do the proper ritual to restore him to full power

Me: nothing.

notedchampagne:
“@moonpaw happy birthday you furry
”

notedchampagne:

@moonpaw happy birthday you furry

lj-lyall:

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

shuttershocky:

shuttershocky:

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David Cage you fucking hack

David Cage citing the work of David Cage as an inspiration that changed his life is classic David Cage.