answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: …touché?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
I’m a queer woman who stopped trying to get dates at gay bars because of Katy Perry and straight women.
See, I’d found this girl I liked at a gay bar. She was cute, she was funny, I bought her a drink, we danced, I kissed her, I asked for her phone number–
–and she said “what, you think I’m some kind of fag?”
Katy Perry normalized the whole “kissing girls ‘just to try it’” thing, and I got harassed in what was supposed to be my safe space as a result.
And to make matters worse?
When I first talked about it here on Tumblr many years ago, I was accused by a bunch of straight girls of being predatory because I felt it wasn’t fair of her to do this. Note that my problem wasn’t with her not giving me her phone number–it was with suddenly being called a fag in a place where that kind of language isn’t okay.
So yeah, fuck straight people in queer spaces who decided to come there for their own entertainment rather than to be good allies to the community.
we arent a fucking zoo for straight people to gawk at
Uhh guys I don’t know how to bring this up but mineblr can only have 64 bloggers,,, we’re gonna have to drop some of y’all in lava
well you see, there’s enough inventory space to hold 2,368 individual bloggers at given time, with 576 total in the hotbar and 64 in the offhand slot. however, with the introduction of shulker boxes, we are able to hold a whole lot more, now able to hold 1,728 bloggers for each inventory space. multiplying that by the 37 slots in an inventory gives us a grand total of 63936 bloggers allowedto be stored in mineblr’s inventory at any given time.
During the Honest Hearts dlc if you tell Joshua Graham to use a melee weapon he equips a unique, unobtainable weapon called Joshua’s Pistol Whippin’ .45 which is just his signature gun turned so it can be used for bludgeoning and every time I remember this I’m so crushed that there’s no way to obtain it without cheats
Note that due to engine limitations he will in fact holster his gun and pull out this one, implying that Joshua Graham keeps an exact copy of A Light Shining In Darkness entirely to beat people with it.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
