Silver Tongue

*does that thing where i sensually remove my white gloves by biting the tip of my finger but i start eating the glove*

venacavo:
johnnyjoestarrelatable:
just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar
we can too you’re just not skilled yet
Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

calladraws101:

Different reality 4

thenib:

From Kasia Babis.

Please elaborate on this dumb idea.

Anonymous

uncle-cucky:

OKAY SO LIKE,, QUARTER HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FACE INSTEAD OF A CLASSIC BUILT IN REAL. SO IN THEORY WITH SOME WORK. WE CAN PLUG A SWITCH IN THAT BITCH AND PLAY MINECRAFT

Can someone run skyrim on her?

thunder-dawg:

💀 literally

wattpadfic:

thenosleepsquad:
wattpadfic:
when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing
“ur brian”
listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

spacefloozy:

theavengers:
Chris Hemsworth and Taika Waititi on the set of “Thor: Ragnarok”

twiinsketchbook:

Finally the one day where posting homestuck is legal
Have a great 413 y'all