Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.
angus mcdonald is truly one of if not THE best characters in taz balance. hes just… 10 years old. chillin up on the fake moon. solving mysteries. eating dirt. doing whatever little boys do! maybe his grandpa knows hes on this little cosmic field trip and is suitably proud of him for learning magic and saving the world. maybe hes all on his own out here. whatever his situation is it doesnt change the fact that he snuck a crossbow onto a magic train with the intention of defending some silverware and accusing three grown men of identity fraud
Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af
Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.
Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well.
Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared.
Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing.
in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps
Please peel your sheeps
They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes
Peel your sheep peeps!
Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him
“are you amab or afab???” im APAB (About to Punch A Bitch)
anyway unfriendly reminder that asking people their agab either irl or online is really invasive and rude and you are not entitled to that kind of personal information lol
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
