anyway so i feel like the western obsession with romantic love is symptomatic of the absence of community we experience in our socially isolating society,
it’s the only type of love we’re really “allowed” to have and it’s really sad. i hope everyone realizes at some point that you don’t need to be dating someone to love them, and that you don’t need any romance just to be loved.
im no heterophobe i got a straight ship… maybe even two ;) what can i say im a sinner and i love my filthy het babies!
“How likely are guards to join a conga line?”
One of our players was trying to figure out how best to distract a large number of guards.
Depends on who is wearing the mask of loki
You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant.
Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check”
“You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.”
*Hurriedly marking it down*Or
“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area”
“Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.”
“Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.
It’s not D&D, exactly, but Alas Vegas is a RPG where the characters dig themselves out of shallow graves at the edge of the city and have to figure out who they are and what’s going on.
Notable for: instead of rolling dice, you play blackjack with tarot cards; the position of GM rotates every act so even the GM won’t know everything that’s going on (unless they read ahead where they’re told not to); you gain skills with flashbacks to your former life where you remember a little bit about who you are; you play blackjack with tarot cards
The most evil thing a dm can do is make a large circular room with nothing in it. Especially if the players fail perception checks
The party is standing on some very large rocks surrounded by water. Perception check…
Warlock: (Gets a 7) Look. A rock.
Sorcerer: (Gets a 3) Where?
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
My question is how the hell does this guy have the morality to report it but breaking into someones house is okay for him?
What an oddity.Think of it this way:
You can fall on hard times and turn to theft even though you know it ain’t right.
You don’t fall on hard times and suddenly become interested in diddling kids.
^^ exactly
Chaotic good or lawful evil? Find out next time on DBZ
Honor among thieves yo
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
Legendary post.
This was the point everyone at home knew it had really all gone to shit and there was no turning back.
This post is like an unscorched spot on a wall in the shape of a person after a nuke goes off.


