4gifs:

Making Play-Doh worms with a hydraulic press. [video]

v0idghost:

helonias:

helonias:

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!

mbulteau:

bestnatesmithever:

patrickat:

rowdyholtzy:

jturn:

lesbianrey:

good job everyone

we’re doing great guys keep it up

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

That one about millennials killing banks is a real hoot because you know who else doesn’t trust the banks? FUCKING OLD PEOPLE IN RURAL AMERICA

keep going <3

aeonlamb:

tfw you try reblogging some innocent post but turns out you’re blocked by the op whom you don’t recognize at all

counterpunches:

neato-ft:

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

#lord that episode aired 12 years ago

fivewrites:

spaced0utcyd:

stonetalus:

gayreinhardt:

i hate anime. midoriya always gets described as plain looking as if thats his most distinguishable attribute. his hair is fucking green

logan they live in a world where kids can have car engines in their legs

Home girl is pink with horns and spits acid

Boyo has a bird for a head and that’s not even his superpower.

chadvenom:

chadvenom:

chadvenom:

Slskdjdjdnsnsn Hannibal Burress is acknowledging the “Who killed ______” meme

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stelmarias:

#Matt knows how to maximize his productivity

He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal

ninjanaomi:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…!
Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

I like how this is presented as factual information

onion-souls:

cpt-langosta:

onion-souls:

snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

Originally posted by giantmonster

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true