Silver Tongue

snowyesque:

Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people

Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God

raptorific:

raptorific:

favorite aspect of toy story is the fact that all of andy’s other toys know that buzz is a toy but choose to indulge his delusions specifically because it bothers woody

There’s a whole scene where they’re asking him about what it’s like being a space ranger and complimenting him on his laser and ability to fly and Woody’s like “HE CAN’T FLY! HE’S NOT A SPACE RANGER! HE’S A TOY” and they’re just like “haha look woody’s just jealous because HE can’t beat evil emperor zurg.” THEY KNOW BUZZ IS A TOY, WOODY’S JUST REALLY EASY TO GET A RISE OUT OF

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gorps:

gay-slime:

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creepers been real quiet after this pic hit the TL

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eldritchdraaks:

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Chitter:

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mynameismeowmeow:

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kubo-kubo:

stydiaherondale:

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just imagine the jokes LMAO

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

@starspatter

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”

andthwip:

Our very relatable God of Thunder.

When people ask who the mcelroys are and you dont know

taz-taako-belle:

silver-tongues-blog:

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I don’t think people realize that this is actually 18-year-old Griffin.

That is the joke

Just saw endgame.

Not gonna say anything about it.

outofcontextdnd:

Paladin: My strongest spell is “horse”