Silver Tongue

sicknastyjr:

the best part of jaderose is the difference between jade’s clarity and rose’s weird mind games.. she’s trying her best 😔

wheatley-blogs:

wheatley-blogs:

wheatley-blogs:

wheatley-blogs:

what if the first person to discover ice was like

“lemme just put this water in this environment that is currently 0°C (32°F)”

[leaves & comes back in approximately 1-2 hours]

“what the fuck”

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yea but like what if it was discovered by someone putting their water in an environment that is currently 0°C (32°F) and then leaving & coming back in approximately 1-2 hours

shit this got me thinking, what if they call someone because “my water turned solid” and by the time the other person arrives at the location it’s melted back to water and the first person is like “dude i SWEAR it was solid please you have to believe me”

i like how this post implies an alternate universe where phones were invented before ice was discovered

anakinkshamer:

sensitivepetal:

amdeadinsyd:

anakinkshamer:

anakinkshamer:

“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”

Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess

makin this come back around again bc happy birthday barbie u intelligent gorgeous woman

Ken KNOWS he’s a trophy husband but he fucking loves it. He loves seeing Barbie going out there and kicking ass.

Barbie pegs Ken its the truth fellas

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thatpettyblackgirl:

Same people who are upset with this kind of thing are usually pro lifers…the irony runs so deep

lemonlimedavesprite:

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The mayor wanted a police station

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boyburning:
“learn abt what intrusive thoughts are: https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/
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boyburning:

learn abt what intrusive thoughts are: https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

miraculouswritings:

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

bedeviled-dotty:

My heart’s already soaring just thinking about him!

boroncornbread:

told you dawg

kevbrinx:

redskysailor:

transalucard:

slogthor:

transalucard:

*puts on a wizard hat*

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Haha your hat is cute

*puts on a cowboy hat*

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thank you! solidarity

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there is a hamburger on my head!

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