angrimator:
“DUDE! MY DOG!
”

angrimator:

DUDE! MY DOG!

nudityandnerdery:
“Well this is just entirely in character for both of them.
”

nudityandnerdery:

Well this is just entirely in character for both of them.

angrimator:
“I’m in love
”

angrimator:

I’m in love

rocksfalleveryonedies:

claydols:

uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics

#a summary of the big bang theory

lovestruck-derpy:

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corporationsarepeople:
“ dinosaurrainbowstarfish:
“ beachfox:
“ livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
“ ffermented-salmonella:
“ goddessolga:
“ since1938:
“My man Jesus
”
What story is that?
”
Matthew 18:9
”
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it...

corporationsarepeople:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

tesladyneindustries:
“Lifehack
”

ifightformyfriends:

itsaarnie:

strongbowdarkfruit:

tilthat:

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

did something happen to Spiders Georg

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

He was an outlier. But he counted.

big-boss-official:

nossik:

big-boss-official:

big-boss-official:

i love norman reedus but hes ugly

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takes a shower in motor oil every morning 

LIKE. HE JUST LIVES IN THE WALKING DEAD SET I GUESS

if you look back at season 1 and like.. boondock saints his hair is pretty clean (and blonde??)

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