Silver Tongue

thechronicleofshe:

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

thequantumqueer:

pomrania:

thequantumqueer:

WotC has trademarked the term “Dungeon Master,” which is why other games call the person in the same role “Game Master” or “Keeper” or “Master of Ceremonies,” but they can’t really put a blanket trademark on all uses of the abbreviation, so i propose we all agree that “DM” stands for “dumbass monitor”

Which leaves the question of whether it’s a person who monitors dumbasses, or a monitor who is a dumbass. And, well, both interpretations are equally valid.

you get it

if it’s anything like the games i’ve played, then it definitely means both versions at the same time

thadeeliv:
“ therealoswaldtherabbit:
“ ot3-old:
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“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator.
With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the...

thadeeliv:

therealoswaldtherabbit:

ot3-old:

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Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator.
With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!”

What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”

“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”

jayrockin:
“  On one hand Sonic The Hedgehog is like, the worst character to try and adapt for realism. On the other hand, no one in Hollywood knows how to draw an appealing furry.
PATREON | KO-FI
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jayrockin:

On one hand Sonic The Hedgehog is like, the worst character to try and adapt for realism. On the other hand, no one in Hollywood knows how to draw an appealing furry.

PATREON | KO-FI

Explaining the myths like:

poppunkkid:

lumberzachary:

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
moira is my headcanon for if roxy grew up as a strider instead of a lalonde
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banishedquasiroyal:

please moira is clearly roxy serket. evidence: poky, and Smart. roxy strider is too gay to fight

bold of you to assume moira isnt gay

kiaisalwaysdoodling:
“ Art I couldn’t post because my wifi hates me :\
For the Pose Event on the @artstuck server! :3
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kiaisalwaysdoodling:

Art I couldn’t post because my wifi hates me :\

For the Pose Event on the @artstuck server! :3

beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

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The wife:

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The mom:

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