henstomper:

*sees my friends* *hugs them so closely i clip through their geometry and see the inside of their mouth and their eyeballs*

probablybadrpgideas:

The wizard’s familiar, the warlock’s familiar, the druid’s animal companion, and the ranger’s animal companion are all the same creature.

(For bonus points, it’s also the paladin’s mount.)

go-commit-breathnt:

rockshitty:

twinberry:

twinberry:

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.

thecybersmith:

cyanhyena:

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

sharkopolis:

Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.

one-more-miracle-gatsby:

Me, a full year and eight months after TAZ Balance ended: holy shit that’s why Lucretia called them reclaimers

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player OOC: You can’t non-lethally Toll the Dead!

butterfly-sweets:

izzy-almighty:

izzy-almighty:

the man, the myth, the legend who made the iconic “is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book” vine is going to be nominated for best director and best screenplay this year

future oscar winner bo burnham everybody

Seeing bo burnham described simply as “that guy that made that one vine” is so incredibly baffling to me

That description sends me into a primal rage that leaves me on the verge of going feral