kazzikuzzi:

kazzikuzzi:

kazzikuzzi:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

chikorita is the most forgettable starter pokemon.

i dare anyone to try and remember the names of either of chikorita’s evolutions without looking them up.

or even try to remember what they look like. i sure the fuck can’t.

Chikorita, Bayleef, Meganium asshole. They’re so goddamn valid

I can’t believe you’d just go out and SLANDER my leaf dinos like this I am fucking LIVID

The next time you insult a Pokemon I’m going to break into your home and shit on your bed

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I am running a 5e campaign in a world that I have homebrewed for some level 5s and I wanted to give them some neat magic items as a reward for being awesome players. The Archmage tasked them with finding and getting rid of some bandits in exchange for identifying an artifact they picked up. One of the bandits possesses a Gray Bag of Tricks.

Me: Okay, so, on his turn, the bandit with the sword is gonna reach into this pouch on his belt and pull out a small object. He drops it to the ground and, shortly after (rolls d8 on Bag of Tricks table), you see the head of a badger pop up out of the grass.

Cleric: OoC What, does he have a bag of badgers on his belt??

A couple rounds later…

Me: Okay, He’s pretty hurt, so the fighter is going to back up from you [Bloodhunter] and reach into his pouch and throw another small object to the ground, which turns into (rolls on table)…. a giant badger…

Bloodhunter: OcC OMG He does have a bag of badgers!!!

After the battle…

Bloodhunter: OoC I reach into the bag!!

Me: Okay. You reach into the bag and feel a small, fuzzy object. When you pull it out, you see a small ball made from fur.

Bloodhunter: OoC I toss it on the ground?

Me:

You toss it on the ground and, shortly after, it turns into (

rolls d8 on Bag of Tricks table

) *Sigh* a giant badger….

Cleric and Bloodhunter:

OMFG it’s a fuckin’ bag of badgers!!!!!!!!!

egophiliac:

style test :D

wodaro:

I’ve been re-reading homestuck…. thinking about dave…

wizardtwins:

this is the funniest fucking thing anyone could ever say about revolver ocelot 

dishwasher-0possum:

My Minecraft girlfriend

cassiethegeek:

@calibornsmainsqueeze

@kilalabunnies

cloudypeaks:

dude probably doesn’t handle a) emotions b) apologizing well at all

mandalorian-slut:

artemis-the-changeling:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

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