Silver Tongue

copperbadge:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

kimoramay:

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

fandomsficsandfeels:

I will never not love RDJ

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s-p-giffy:
“ bunjywunjy:
“ setheverman:
“ 4gifs:
“ Japanese Sumo robots
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this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
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the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo...

s-p-giffy:

bunjywunjy:

setheverman:

4gifs:

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

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(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

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or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

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WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

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FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

IT GOT BETTER!!!

themockingcrows:
“hal: most likely to leave your sunblind ass on read instead of being useful and helping you find your shades.
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themockingcrows:

hal: most likely to leave your sunblind ass on read instead of being useful and helping you find your shades.

blazeportal:

did my minecraft double crouch mean nothing to you

wwhatevven:

asking-sollux:

TA: 2he a2ked me two bru2h her haiir once…that2 all the adventure ii need.

the best idea/headcanon i’ve ever had for this blog: aradia’s hair is like lion’s (from steven universe) mane.

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ironwoman359:

sushinfood:

nudityandnerdery:

sorrynotsorrybi:

sorrynotsorrybi:

I can’t stop laughing because…

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like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

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I mean, it’s a thing…

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biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

castiel-knight-of-hell:

christmasoakley:

my 11 year old sister was in class and they were reading a book and she rasied her hand and asked her teacher what a word meant and her teacher goes “seriously? you’re in the sixth grade and you don’t know what that means?”

petition to stop teachers from making students feel like they’re dumb

if a curious student should know something by 6th grade but they don’t it means a teacher didn’t do their job

hypeswap:

“jane crocker votes republican” i say into the mic. the crowd boos and throws tomatoes at me.

“they’re right.” speaks a voice from the 4th row. andrew hussie himself. the crowd boos louder and begins to throw the tomatoes at him instead

@banishedquasiroyal