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taakostrutsin:
“ ultrasopp:
“thots on madame director?
”
[id: a line comic of various adventure zone characters. carey flops down over a table, saying, “thots on the director?” avi looks over at her in tired confusion, holding his hands up in the...

taakostrutsin:

ultrasopp:

thots on madame director?

[id: a line comic of various adventure zone characters. carey flops down over a table, saying, “thots on the director?” avi looks over at her in tired confusion, holding his hands up in the universal signal for what-the-hell. he says, “the director has thots now?” johann closes his eyes and clenches his fist, replying, “crawling all over her like weevils.” killian looks off in deep thought, saying, “they’re called reclaimers i think?” end id]

barduils:

barduils:

people in church: πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

me: haha nice fullmetal alchemist reference

pastor: *talking about the 7 deadly sins*

me:

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gotsickofmyoldurl:
“ iwannapushyourdaisies:
“ bundyspooks:
“The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
”
legend
”
why didn’t his parents name...

gotsickofmyoldurl:

iwannapushyourdaisies:

bundyspooks:

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

legend

why didn’t his parents name him

Because he wasn’t 13 yet

ace-charlie-kelly:

mymomsfriendron:

i’ve seen this episode several times but it only just fully sank in how fucking funny this bit is

  • the way dee hides behind the newspaper with one big eye still looking at the lawyer—peak physical comedy. just *kisses fingers*
  • the fact that she and charlie think these are going to be effective hiding places
  • the reveal that they’re not in their own car, they’re in the car of the guy they’re spying on (and yes, they do know it’s his car)
  • the subsequent realization that charlie and dee were still shocked and confused when the lawyer started heading towards the car despite it being, well, his car
  • the way charlie just fuckin’ pops up in that last gif like a wind-up toy—more physical comedy from the peak.

also the lawyer being too numb to the gang’s antics/dead inside by now to care that they broke into his car

ace-charlie-kelly:

mymomsfriendron:

i’ve seen this episode several times but it only just fully sank in how fucking funny this bit is

  • the way dee hides behind the newspaper with one big eye still looking at the lawyer—peak physical comedy. just *kisses fingers*
  • the fact that she and charlie think these are going to be effective hiding places
  • the reveal that they’re not in their own car, they’re in the car of the guy they’re spying on (and yes, they do know it’s his car)
  • the subsequent realization that charlie and dee were still shocked and confused when the lawyer started heading towards the car despite it being, well, his car
  • the way charlie just fuckin’ pops up in that last gif like a wind-up toy—more physical comedy from the peak.

also the lawyer being too numb to the gang’s antics/dead inside by now to care that they broke into his car

hobermen:
“Happy lesbian visibility day!

hobermen:

Happy lesbian visibility day! <3

grumpy-old-fandommom:

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Link

A reminder that this is what censorship leads to and that it wasn’t all that long ago when purity culture was going after ships that antis would consider to be β€œnormal” today.

Also I thought Fiction Alley was that one archive that Msscribe got shut down with her shitstirring

lesbianorbits:

lesbianorbits:

why is that people screaming “listen to both sides uwu” are always the people only listening to one side and trying to get the other side to shut up

u know what I have also noticed??? “listen” somehow began to mean “agree” and sure I'm listening to both sides but I’m not agreeing with one and somehow that means I’m not listening. 

cowboysuggest:

LETS GO FUCKING CRAZY

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