Silver Tongue

ohmightysmiter:

afanofmanystuffs:

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

zanarnaryon:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Gandalf: “Oh, that? That’s my friend Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles.”
Gandalf: “And this is my friend Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses.”
Gandalf: “And here’s my buddy GIlbert, Lord of Nematodes.” 

Gandalf: “Now that is Sauron, the Lord of the Rings. He is not my friend.”

Gandalf:This is my friend Pippin.

Beregond: Is he the Lord of the Hobbits?

Gandalf: No.

Gandalf: “But he is Thain of the Shire, so actually… in a way, he sort of is Lord of the Hobbits…”

[Gandalf, welcoming you into his house] “Do you want to see my lord collection?”

nubs-mgee:

pop discourse in the strilonde household

is roxy the one sane person who calls it soda?

andthwip:

capntony:

Friendly Reminder that Nakia is the true, unequivocal, and righteous hero of Black Panther. (insp)

What makes this infinitely better is that Ryan Coogler (Black Panther’s director) has confirmed that the biggest inspiration for Nakia’s character is Harriet Tubman. Nakia is without a doubt an unsung hero. And I’d argue that she’s okay with that. She does what she does because she knows it is what is right.

classpectanon:
“(aysha was one of the epilogue writers, for context)
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classpectanon:

(aysha was one of the epilogue writers, for context)

thedenofravenpuff:
“  She Got A Knife by Ravenpuff  Apparently my theme for my daily doodles this whole week has been to provide Cozy Glow with a knife, for some reason.
Enjoy!
”

thedenofravenpuff:

She Got A Knife by Ravenpuff

Apparently my theme for my daily doodles this whole week has been to provide Cozy Glow with a knife, for some reason.

Enjoy!

thedenofravenpuff:
“  Foolish Mortal by Ravenpuff
Just another ancient meme ponified for the great cause of drawing Cozy Glow with a knife.
Enjoy!
”

thedenofravenpuff:

Foolish Mortal by Ravenpuff

Just another ancient meme ponified for the great cause of drawing Cozy Glow with a knife.

Enjoy!