Silver Tongue

terezis:

hey. i’m gonna go fuckign feral if the mcelroy brothers get an appearance on jimmy fuckin fallon. that’s all

tntschnitzel:

When will I ever stop making fun of Jaken…?

brightstartheory:

toast-the-unknowing:

thechaotictrickster:

kolbye:

boushi–adams:

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Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year
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You know, whenever I see those ask things, I never see the askers also give an answer while prompting the ask. So... 1. Mine was a Chikorita. I loved my lil dino-bean :U

scraps-is-busy:

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So I’m an old-school pokemon player. I have Red version and picked the fire lizard. BUT, I also played Crystal Version when that came out. And I picked Chikorita as my starter there. Mostly because at the time, I was told I couldn’t chose Cyndiqual because a friend who had the game before me had already chosen Cyndi. 

But I still liked Chikorita a lot, especially with how powerful a lot of Chika’s evolved forms got. 

Anyway, I ended up playing through Crystal version a lot, simply because I loved it so much. 

browsedankmemes:
“Games will come and go but Minecraft is forever -Albert Einstein
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browsedankmemes:

Games will come and go but Minecraft is forever -Albert Einstein

units214:

UH OH SISTERS *finishes my whiskey before i get blown out an airlock*

kinky-space-nerd:

pipistrellus:

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

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There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell