gaaramutual:

anyone else think its scary how 4/20 is on friday the 13th this year?

blue-mood-blue:

Ned not remembering the name of his own establishment is exactly what I would expect. I bet he says it wrong all the time and Kirby just shouts a correction from the other room. 

“Are you sure?” Ned always asks.

Kirby just points to the gift shop in the corner. “I sure as fuck hope so, that’s what we have printed on all the merch.”

dwinkus:
“ newturkdad:
“ buzzthebee:
“I wonder if this water tank is filled with milk…
”
It’s not.
”
it’s called a water tank buzz
”

dwinkus:

newturkdad:

buzzthebee:

I wonder if this water tank is filled with milk…    

It’s not.

it’s called a water tank buzz

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible

my mom: “you’re like a roomba except you don’t clean”

Are any of your ocs members of the ICP?
Anonymous

uncle-fucky:

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Molly loves clowns of all kinds, but stinky old Bamboozle Bean won’t let her go womp womp

bigawkwardmess:
“this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.
”

bigawkwardmess:

this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.

scotchtapeofficial:

god-from-the-bible:

vinylfem:

videofunnyhorse:

It’s weed day

Please remember to stay hydrated on this day of weed.

Drink water regularly or I will hurt you. Please drink water.

drink weed

Drink fucking water or die.


You need to stay hydrated

4/20 pro-tip: got a little cotton mouth, but too stoned to move? take a little sip of that bong woder

angrynebula:

brunhiddensmusings:

lady-violaceous:

lyrangalia:

oakumura:

gnarly-art:

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

“good job disney” my ass, good job CHRIS SANDERS

Let’s not credit just Chris Sanders for this. This happened because they cast actual Hawaiian Actors like Tia Carrere and Jason Scott Lee to play Hawaiian characters, and allowed the actors to have input into writing the characters’ lines. 

This sort of authenticity comes from accuracy and authenticity in casting choices. The fact that Chris Sanders as direct/writer facilitated that does not mean he gets credit for the actors’ experience.

This is why diversity and representation in media matters.

Dude as a hawaiian, this is like straight up what my life as a kid was. My mom worked at those fakey luaus full time to pay rent. My mom is someone who is absolutely passionate and proud about being a hawaiian, living and teaching the ways our ancestors lived and taught. See, we Hawaiians, we live by the way of aloha. And not by the way of “hello” “goodbye”, let me educate you. As Pono Shim, CEO and President of Enterprise Honolulu, the Oahu Economic Development Board, states absolutely perfectly “aloha is to be in the presence of life, to share the essence of one’s being with openness, honesty, and humility. It is a way of being, a way of behaving, a way of life. It is a commitment to accepting others and giving dignity to who they are and what they have to offer.” Aloha is more than hello and goodbye. Think of aloha as an abbreviation. Akahai: meaning kindness Lokahi: meaning unity Olu’Olu’: meaning agreeableness Ha’aha’a: meaning humility Ahonui: meaning patience This is something we all need to live by, seriously, we all should

the dropped sub-plot was that lilo hated tourists, which is why she goes around taking pictures of them like they were attractions instead of people; like how they took photos of locals

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similarly there was a deleted scene where she scares tourists off of a beach by sounding a false tsunami siren to watch them run screaming

deeper in the lore that kid thats a prick to her, mertyle, is the daughter of the person who runs the megamart and crushed a lot of other local businesses- when they have to do a hula to tell a story mertyle actually uses it to describe the low prices, where lilo does a hula about a traditional creation myth that was important to her mother. you may notice both lilo and nani are on first name basis with both the coffee shop owner and the fruitseller, there is big disparity between the locals and foreign interest businesses relegating them to just be tourist industry

friendly reminder that lilo & stitch is indisputably the best disney film

hippie-with-a-gun:
“Haha 😂
”

houseoftombombadil:

The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.