Silver Tongue

woke-up-on-derse:

do-black-people-do-stuff:

Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.

And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.

Make Sci-Fi Political And Specifically Radically Liberal Again

iconuk01:

kintatsujo:

froody:

techskylander:

froody:

froody:

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

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hopelessgrayromantic:

Nonbinary people can use she/her or he/him pronouns and still be nonbinary

barduils:

the line between funny and annoying is a moving one and im shooting at it with my eyes shut in the dark

luxfortis:

updogonline:

this series took a really weird turn

oh they finally made sequels to 

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wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came to the USA i didn’t know a single person who was pressured by their parents to leave the house because they’re “too old to stay there” or whatever. in puerto rico it is really common to stay with your parents until they and you are both stable enough that you can leave. whaddaya know, there are cultures that don’t place a stigma on being poor or wanting to care for your family or needing your family to care for you for some other reason

cookingwithroxy:

lastoneout:

So many people on that theater etiquette post are like “lol why do we need instructions on how to be normal” and I’m bitch look people clearly don’t know how to act like a Decent Human Being at the theater because if they did I wouldn’t have made that post

Most of the people on this hellsite are entire fucking gremlins and they don’t realize it only because they spend all their fucking time looking to other gremlins for approval.

justalexinhere:

queenannebonniesrevenge:

marisatomay:

gays are bad at math because instead of spreading it evenly so all gays are moderately competent at math the talent is heavily concentrated into a chosen few but it takes a long time to recharge The Math Gay Battery which is why Isaac Newton and Jon Lovett were born 300 years apart

Alan Turing cost us 100 years of math skills

Mom says its my turn to use the math

probablybadrpgideas:

Roll a d20 for every object in the game.

On a natural 20, it’s a mimic

On a 1 through 19, it’s a sleeping mimic.

childrentalking:
“burt’s betrayal
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childrentalking:

burt’s betrayal