prokopetz:

ndiecity:

prokopetz:

misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

For some ungodly reason “it’s living in my house, Bilbo” struck the same mental note for me as “I’m dying, Squirtle”, and now in my head Bidoof is voiced by Richard Armitage. Help.

Pull the trigger, Piglet

That’s not better.

jewishdragon:

lazeecomet:

it has taken me several months of seeing FMA text posts and pictures of that iron behemoth to realize “oh. they dont mean metal alchemy like turning lead to gold. they meat that metal guy is an alchemist” i should probably watch that show.

YOU KINDA JUST FELL INTO ONE OF THE RUNNING GAGS OF THE SHOW

magifoofa:

i love how my interest in pokemon never goes away. like i could be hyperfocusing on literally anything else but i’ll always be interested in pokemon despite it not alwayd being the center of my attention. and i think thats magical.

lagonegirl:

White Privilege: Being offended about a movie addressing systemic racism instead of actually being offended by systemic racism.

lemonlimebitcoin:

Hear me out.

seductivelysalad:

mcavoy:

WHY IS TAIKA SO FUCKIN EXTRA?!

To explain, the “god mic” is a generic term in sound (specifically tech theatre) for a mic that projects everywhere- usually used for making announcements. The label is there for the technicians to indicate that it’s for the director’s usage because it would reach the whole set.

md-admissions:

nobodytoldthehorse:

Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”

I called it ‘tenacity’ on my med school, residency, and fellowship applications.

But it was spite. 

banavalope:

worlds sweetiest troll gets family of big strong sophistocrats who love him v much and you’ll NEVER GUESS what happens next

writing-prompt-s:

magus-of-the-will:

writing-prompt-s:

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

I am the American healthcare system

Omg