Silver Tongue

wildlyunlikelynae:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

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why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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😂😂They did the same thing with cheap wine with a bunch of snobby wine connoisseurs & somebody else gave chopped up McDonald’s to a bunch of acclaimed foods critics

It’s been made obvious that people aren’t necessarily as high branded as they pretend to be & are all label whores using pretentiousness as a crutch.

the emperors shoes

lemonsharks:

jonesprime:

pro-aspec-lesbian:

ace-angel:

‘bi people can pass as straight!’

anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

“Silence themselves” implies people hide it. How about they just don’t feel the need to advertise their sexuality? At the end of the day, no ones sexuality ought to be their defining feature (unless they want it to be), and if people aren’t like “oh hey, nice to meet you I’m [insert LGBTQ+ identity]” that doesn’t mean they are silencing themselves.

Every person I meet, I have to assess. Is it safe to out myself? Will they get judgey? Will they get violent? Should I lie?

Do I really want to come out to my Uber driver?

If mention my fiancee, in casual conversation, what pronouns do I use? Most cishets won’t read “they” as queer, and she doesn’t mind me using it to keep myself safe. She has a gender neutral name. I’m lucky she has a gender neutral name. Cishets hear her name and think I’m engaged to a Christopher.

(I’m safer if they think my wife is to be my husband. I wish that I could give her the same gift, the same cloak of plausible deniability, and I hate myself for it. We are both bisexual; we would both be “gold star lesbians” if not for that inconvenient fact.)

My grandmother, who had for 22 years called me her soul-sister, proclaimed us kindred spirits, disowned me for not being straight enough. My father has not spoken me since he found out I’m marrying a woman.

I live in Chicago. I live in a queer neighborhood and work in a queer industry and visit a queer practice for my medical needs. I can clock other queers like a goddamn rainbow swatch. I eat breakfast at a queer cafe and I feel absolutely aglow when I see a cis-looking beardy dude wearing a he/him/his pin so the man I’d misread as a woman can wear that same pin himself and feel normal doing it.

When I was younger, I made a big deal about how my sexuality didn’t DEFINE me. (Because I’ll find a nice man and settle down and be safe and no one will know. Then it might go away.)

But as I’ve grown older I’ve come to understand that who we love and how we love are fucking important.

It’s not a privilege to be read as straight, it’s an insult.

This isn’t passing. It’s hiding.

And I desperately long for the day I don’t have to do it anymore.

eggwraith:

all-hail-trash-prince:

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

ramlethalsvalentine:

something in a video game: *clips through the floor, leaves the plane of existence in some ridiculous fashion*

me, gently: it belongs to Todd now

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

Sokka and Zuko getting married technically makes both of them Fire Lord and Chieftain of the Southern Water Tribe so I’m dead certain that sometimes when they’re bored they just switch places for a while

Royal advisor person: Fire Lord Sokka how should we handle this socioeconomic issue

Sokka, who’s used to running a village of five huts and one snowman: …..can I phone a friend

Young Tonraq: Chief Zuko, are you listening?

Zuko, whose advisors are normally grumpy old people, absolutely not listening because he’s surrounded by eight guys made of pure water tribe beef: Of course I am you said we’re running out of ice

Tonraq: very much did not say that, pretty sure that Can’t Happen

bunnyayumi:
“ Nice to meet you, I’m Earth-chan! Please take care of me.
”
check mate, flat earthers

bunnyayumi:

Nice to meet you, I’m Earth-chan! Please take care of me.

check mate, flat earthers

smalltownantifa:

lesbianjareth:

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Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

classpectanon:

i have decided now that jade harley has asperger’s syndrome and you can’t stop it from being true

kritikoviar:
“ in-heavens-trenches:
“ yofukit:
“ evakosmosart:
“Away from the flock
” ”
Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.
”
@auxinev
”

kritikoviar:

in-heavens-trenches:

yofukit:

evakosmosart:

Away from the flock

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Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.

@auxinev